#source: patrick stump

[xiiiwayfinders]

Zexion: I was so good at sports as a kid, that I joined an evil cult.

[incorrect-stseiya-quotes]

Calvera: Do you like pears?

Kardia: Never took to pears. Always struck me as the weak-willed apple. You bite an apple, it fights back. Pears just go 'oh cool'.

[incorrectstanleyparablequotes]

The Narrator: Do you like pears?

The Curator: Never took to pears. Always struck me as the weak-willed apple. You bite an apple, it fights back. Pears just go ‘oh cool’.

[incorrectstarlightquotes]

Purse: Do you like pears?

Krupp: Never took to pears. Always struck me as the weak-willed apple. You bite an apple, it fights back. Pears just go ‘oh cool’.

[incorrectquotesdatabase]

Person A: Do you like pears?

Person B: Never took to pears. Always struck me as the weak-willed apple. You bite an apple, it fights back. Pears just go ‘oh cool’.

[idkbutokig]

Gajeel: Music is my sport

Natsu: Then can you stop playing?

[thelittlequeerpumpkinwitch]

The world can suck, sure. Mostly though it's a blank canvas. If you want to see something bright in it, you might have to add it yourself.

Striking