incorrect sts quotes

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Marin: Be in the moment.

Seiya: I am in the moment! It's a terrible moment!

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Saga: Aiolia is a really nice young man.

Aiolos: Thanks.

Saga: You must have been a teenager when you had him.

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Police: You're under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle.

Ikki, with Shun and Hyoga behind him: Wait, what do you mean THREE?!

Police: Yes... three.

Ikki: Oh my God- what the fuck?!

Police: Wha-

Ikki: SEIYA FUCKING FELL OFF

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Aphrodite: Do you mind if I slyly mention that you're single?

Camus: Do not do that.

Aphrodite: You won't even notice!

Milo, entering: Aphrodite, you wanted to see me again?

Aphrodite: Camus is single

Camus:

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[plotting against Saga]

Seiya: Alright, here's what we're up to: steal his kidney, burn down his lair, replace his aloe tissues with regular tissues- thanks, Shun-

Shun: You're welcome.

Seiya: -leave a cat in his cedar closet. Note: he would have to own a cedar closet. Uh, sneak into his house and burn popcorn in the microwave. Thank you again, Shun. And last on the list, Saori-san asked for mashed potatoes, so I wrote that down.

Seiya:

Seiya: Any other ideas?

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Dohko: I'm incredibly fast at math.

Shion: Alright, what's 30x17?

Dohko: 47

Shion: That's not even close.

Dohko: But it was fast.

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Shura: Interesting. The odds of that happening coincidentally are vanishingly small.

Camus: I would say infinitesimally.

Milo: Yes, and I would say teenily-weenily. We all know words.

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Seiya: Whose turn is it to give the pep talk?

Hyoga, sighing: Ikki...

Ikki: Fuck shit up out there, but don't die.

Shun, wiping away a tear: So inspirational.

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Seiya: This is all your fault, Saga! I'm gonna pluck you out, melt you down, and make a fucking necklace!

Saga: Yeah, I probably deserve it...

Seiya: Oh wait, shit, you don't make this fun cause you're sad

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Shun: Do you know what a narcissist is?

Aphrodite: Honestly, unless it has something to do with me, I don't really care.

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Aiolos: You're a jerk person, Saga.

Aiolia: Hold up, lemme look up Saga's address in the yellow pages - oh it says here, "a garbage can".

Shion: Lemme look up Saga's phone number!

Shaka: Pope Shion is gonna slam you here in a second, Saga.

Shion: [laughing]

DeathMask: LIGHT THIS MOTHERFUCKER UP!

Mu: Get him! Get him, Pope Shion!

Shion: [still laughing, holds up a piece of paper that says "1-800-FART-NOW"]

Camus: That's right!

Milo: EAT THAT SHIT, SAGA!

Aldebaran: Now you're a fart! Pope Shion is right!

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Seiya: Wait, silverfish are real? They're not just a Minecraft thing??

Seiya: Thank god skeletons don't exist IRL. That'd be fucked up if true.

Hyoga: Hey, Seiya?

Seiya: Hey! What's up?

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Milo: You know that manslaughter is the least serious murder charge?

Aiolos: You don't say

Milo: Manslaughter. Literally the slaughter of man. Sounds brutal, doesn't it?

Aiolos: Heinous.

Milo: Yet it's the most acceptable form of murder.

Aiolos: So, do you think we should change the name?

Milo: Yes, I do... how about "Inadvertent Life-Ending"?

Aiolos: "Unintentional Snuff-Out"

Aiolia: How about "I Can't Believe It's Not Murder"?

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Calvera: Do you like pears?

Kardia: Never took to pears. Always struck me as the weak-willed apple. You bite an apple, it fights back. Pears just go 'oh cool'.

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Shaka, to DeathMask: If I were not a holy man, I would beat you senseless.

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Deathmask: First of all, I would like to thank Shiryu for giving me 5 dollars. It wasn't necessary, but I appreciated it.

Hyoga: Why would you do that?

Shiryu: I thought he was homeless.

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Police: What are your names?

Tenma: Don't tell him, Yato!

Police: [writing] Yato

Yato: Tenma, you're such a dumbass

Police: [writing] and Tenma