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Natsu talking about Gray

Natsu: Yes. He is a bitch. B-I-C-T—H

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everyone is judging so do whatever the fuck you want

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Username

mayelinruiz -> idkbutokig

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Erza: Do you like me or like-like me?

Jellal on one knee proposing: Take a wild guess

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Gray: Welcome to Applebee’s. Would you like the apples or the bees?

Lucy: Bees?

Gray: SHE PICKED THE BEES!

Natsu: *angrily shakes a jar of bees*

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Makarov: Why is your report card on the ceiling!?

Natsu: You said bring my grades up

Makarov: . . . I did say that- let me see it-

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Natsu with a guitar: I love you bitch

Lucy: Oh my god

Natsu: I ain’t gonna ever stop loving you b i t c h

[manjimelody]

Lucy: Why are you burning our marriage certificate?

Natsu: Good luck returning me without a receipt.

[adesqueen]

This is love too, I guess

[justalittlelouislove]

I just saw a video of Britney Spears tearing apart a group of men who called her body guard the n word. He had to hold her back because her knee jerk reaction was to maul them like a mama bear on the loose. And then she walks away while holding a comforting hand on his back.

I’ll never not stan her. Catch me playing Lucky at my funeral bitch.

[susiethemoderator]

I literally just saw the video and she was really about to whoop ass ON SIGHT no hesitation.

[voxmachinafuckshitup]

her body guard is here for YOUR protection

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Team Natsu at the bar

Gray: Ok so let’s tell each other secrets

Gray: *points at Natsu* I hate you

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Natsu: *to Erza* fuck you, *to Gajeel* fuck you, *to Lucy* I would really fuck you mmm-yeah, *to Gray* and fuck you! Natsu out!

Lucy flustered: I feel violated

Gray horrified: I thought he was pointing at me on the third one for a sec

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Gray: We’re a team now, ride or die, yeah?

Juvia: Yeah, I would totally ride you

Gray: What

Juvia: What

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Lucy: let’s be more than Friends

Nastu: Best friends!

Lucy: more than that . . .

Nastu: . . . Mega best friends?

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Erza: *screaming mad*

Gray: so what do you think?

Natsu: two words "anger management"

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Natsu: You can do this. Just say "Lucy, will you be my girlfriend?". Alright, I'm all fired up!

Natsu: Lucy?

Lucy: Yes?

Natsu: Will you be my boyfriend? Wait no-

Lucy: Gray is over there

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Stupid

Natsu: *does something stupid*

Gray: Are you stupid or are you dumb?

Natsu: *sweats* Is this multiple choice?

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Eyes

Gray: Tell her you have beautiful eyes

Natsu: That's good, okay

Natsu: *turns to Lucy* I have beautiful eyes

Lucy: Yeah, they're nice

Gray: NO, her eyes

Natsu: Ohhhhhhh *turns to Lucy* Your eyes, your eyes are beautiful not mine, mine are okay but yours I bet you can see right through them

Gray: *sigh* That's my boy