Dog Man: Do you talk about me when I'm not in the room? Because that's really rude.
Petey: Dog Man, as surprising as it may seem, you are not the subject of my every waking thought.
Dog Man: Okay. I'm leaving now, don't talk about me. If you have something to say, you can say it to my face.
Petey: Fine, whatever.
*Dog Man leaves room*
Petey, to himself: Wow, he is so annoying.
Dog Man, reentering room: A-ha!













