Incorrect Ghosts Quotes

"We could always try... haunting?"  Incorrect Quotes for BBC Ghosts (blog run by @couldthatbeaclub)

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Julian: Are you trying to use my ego against me?

Alison: I thought it would work.

Julian: No, it worked. I'll do it.

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Julian: Why do I always have to be the bad guy?

Thomas: I don't know, why am I the pretty one? We all have our thing.

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Thomas: Who thinks they can fight me and win?

Captain: Everyone.

Thomas: They'd be right. I'm sensitive.

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Robin: Don't worry, your secret is safe with me.

Kitty: You weren't listening, were you?

Robin: Nope.

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Thomas: Don't you miss the vivid imagination of childhood?

Captain: I never had one.

Thomas: An imagination or a childhood?

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Humphrey: That was my sarcastic voice.

Captain: You know, it sounds a lot like your regular voice.

Humphrey: I've been told that.

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Pat: I think I know what would cheer you up: a little gossip?

Fanny: I hate gossip.

Fanny: ... Who's it about?

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Alison: I do cook! I made a cake once.

Mike: Yeah, it was good.

Alison: Really?

Mike: Please don't make me lie twice.

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Humphrey: There's a good chance I may have committed some light treason.

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Captain: Can you please be serious for five minutes?

Humphrey: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

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Thomas: You've got to help me.

Julian: I've got two words for you.

Thomas: I bet they won't be helpful.

Julian: "Your problem."

Thomas: I was right.

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Captain: Do you want me to be like you, or totally honest?

Pat: Are you saying I'm a liar?

Captain: I'm saying you're an optimist.

Captain: It's basically the same thing.

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Julian: Why does everyone want to find meaning in their lives?

Julian: What happened to just getting through the fucking day?

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Humphrey: Here's some advice.

Thomas: I didn't ask for any.

Humphrey: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts, and you're the only one who talks to me.

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Kitty, to Lucy: Alison told me that if I can't say anything nice, I shouldn't say anything at all.

Kitty: But Alison isn't here and you suck.

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Thomas: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.

Alison: If anyone, and I mean *anyone*, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky, they will be removed indefinitely from my life.

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Alison: I'll add that to my bucket list.

Robin: Why do you have a list of buckets?