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[headcans-oneshots-and-stuff]

Clark: Y/N’s missing. Can you find her? Bruce: What, do you think I have her microchipped or something? Clark: Well, do you? Bruce: ...yeah, hang on. 

[incorrectoldhollywoodquotes]

Laurence: I’m not that dramatic.

Vivien: When I asked you why you were wearing a bejeweled tiara, you quoted the entirety of Shakespeare’s “All The World's a Stage” monologue from As You Like It and then broke down crying. And you know the scariest part? You were sober.

[incorrect-the-terror-quotes]

Blanky: Ah, lovers quarrel?

Crozier: We’re not fighting!

Fitzjames: … Most importantly, we’re not lovers

[incorrectwtnc]

*At an art museum*

Omen: Michelangelo painted this.

Alkar: I'm not stupid, Omen. I know the Ninja Turtles aren't real.

[incorrect-fromsoftware-quotes]

I refuse to die until things get better and that is a threat.

Chosen Undead

[headcans-oneshots-and-stuff]

Jason, pulls out a knife: Y/N: Oh no Jason, opens a box with it:  Y/N: Oh okay Jason, pulls a gun out of the box: Y/N: Oh no!!

[incorrectoldhollywoodquotes]

Tallulah: Just learned that a dentist only a block away from here got arrested for dealing drugs.

Tallulah: Shows how wrong you can be about people, you know? I've been going to that guy for ten years.

Tallulah: Never knew he was a dentist.

[incorrectoldhollywoodquotes]

Carole: have you ever seen something so special and unique that it changed your entire life?

Clark: I saw you.

Carole: oh… w-wow, that’s sweet… now i feel bad, because i was talking about the picture of a fish with one giant eye.