#incorrect quotes reader

[headcans-oneshots-and-stuff]

Jason: Okay so usually I’m not a confrontational person, but- Y/N: What do you mean you’re not confrontational? You literally beat up people for a living! Jason: Okay first of: I don’t get paid so it’s more of a hobby- Jason: Y/N: Jason: Yeah okay I get what you mean

[evermoore580]

We're having a baby!

Dick & Y/N: Surprise! We're having a baby!

Damian: What?!

Dick & Y/N: *pull out adoption papers* It's you!

[monlieudevie]

Y/N: There's one thing I haven't quite figured out yet.

Bruce: What is it?

Y/N: How does Tony get out of all the trouble?

Bruce: Oh, he doesn't. He just creates a bigger one, so people forget what he's done before.

Y/N: I see...

[evermoore580]

If I say I love you...

Icicle Jr.: If I say I love you, will you say it back?

Y/N: Yes.

Icicle Jr.: I love you.

Y/N: It back.

*Later*

Connor: Why is Icicle Jr. crying face-down on the floor?

[evermoore580]

Breaking and entering

Jason: *shatters a window and climbs through it*

Jason: *turns around and helps Y/N through it* Breaking and entering is wrong Y/N.

Y/N: Okay.

[evermoore580]

Dress up

Tim: Why did you guys dress up as each other for Halloween?

Bart: Y/N is the scariest thing I could think of!

Y/N: Bart told me I should pick the dumbest costume possible.

[evermoore580]

Exhausted

Cassie: *yawns*

Y/N: Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring.

Cassie: Then you must be exhausted.

Tim: Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely.

[evermoore580]

We're dating

Dick: Guys, I’ve been meaning to tell you...Y/N and I are dating.

Y/N, Wally, M’gaan, and Raquel: *gasp*

Dick: Y/N, why are you surprised?!