#source: ahs

[parkie-parkie]

MARK I'M STILL NOT OVER YOUR FIRST CHARACTERS DOOMED BY CIRCUMSTANCE

[incorrect-thunderbolts]

Val: I've lived a disreputable life, but I've done it in style.

[incorrectbadkidz]

Riz: But I can’t forgive you. You have to pay for what you did! All the pain you’ve caused, all the sorrow. YOU MURDERED MY DAD!

Kalvaxus: No!

Riz: DEAD!

[skyguygeneraltano]

Incorrect Outsiders Quote

Steve, getting everyone hyped for the rumble: Now there is one thing you learn before leaving this place is that we, even the WEAKEST among us *points at Ponyboy* are better than the best of them!

[fischerfrey]

gabriel: maybe i could run for minister of magic!

viveka:

viveka: okay.

viveka: that could be... problematic.

viveka: for... a lot of reasons.

@potionboy3

[mischief-marauders]

Snape (angrily): You tried to murder me, you bitch

Sirius (rolling his eyes): Oh get over it. You pissed me off.

[overheardatthecontinental]

Someone: Excuse me, are you in charge here?

Winston: I’m in charge everywhere.

[rejvalenx]

Leon: Claire have you seen Ada???!

Claire:

Leon:

Claire: Ada Wong is a stone cold bitch who loves hard drinking, big dicks and trouble.

Claire: If she's dead, it's probably because she got wasted and offered the grim reaper a handjob or something.

Leon: ...Yeah your right. I'm sure she'd survive a fall of at least 100m into advanced darkness. Thanks bro! Let's goooo~

Claire: ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)