Star Wars Trash

Hello, there! Star Wars, The Crown, The Outsiders, Marvel, ATLA, and South Park. Age: 25 ROTBTD blog @jaridarevival https://archiveofourown.org/users/hayam/profile Pronouns: she/her

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Yes every year, I go back to The Outsiders for a good three months and I then I resume back to normal Star Wars programming. It’s like crawfish season but with a YA novel that had me in a chokehold for over a decade.

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Thinking about how they literally removed my baby, my son, Randy Adderson, from the musical. I shall avenge you Randy by reading every Randy centric fic I find.

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Considering the recent trend of female leads in tv shows, we need to make it a trend protect Sabine Wren seriously for Ahsoka season 2

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High school AU-Star Wars

Anakin? Telling everyone “oh yes my son Luke is the quarterback, like his old man. Isn’t he great?” And Kanan is just “oh yes my adopted son is also here at the game .”

Anakin is just “oh what position he plays? Linebacker, half back, tight end?”

Kanan, smiling “Oh there’s my Ezra.”

*cue the mascot, a falcon, running in, breakdancing.*

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Any Star Wars fans who are fans of Rosalía because I have some Lux songs to match some characters…

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Bob Sheldon…that’s a Leo I fear. As a Leo myself, I can sense that’s an underdeveloped Leo sun radiating off that boy.😭

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Randy Adderson being an Aquarius sun and moon is just so intriguing to me like yes boy. Detached king😭

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…That was then, this is now might be the most important piece in the Hintonverse lowkey…everything goes back to that novel

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I can’t hate MJ’s new boyfriend, that’s my boy Ezra Bridger…I am sorry Peter

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Random but like the greasers and Socs would both have a collective crisis if they heard music like Charli XCX, Rosalía, Pinkpantheress, and more because in the 1960s? A lot of the production used in that type of music was not yet…well invented or if it was, definitely not known yet in 1960s Tulsa. Even Madonna and later Michael would be so confusing to them lol.

Make Darry listen to Track 10.

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Rewatching Riverdale in my free time and damn I miss that show lowkey…it was trash but it was my trash 😓😓

I want to go back to that feeling of being happy to seeing a new episode and seeing how crazy the show was getting 😓😓

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Wikipedia in a galaxy far far away would be a sh*t show.

Imagine the STRESS Wikipedia moderators would be under when they found out Anakin Skywalker and Darth Vader were the same people

Like imagine “The Disappearance of Ezra Bridger and Grand Admiral Thrawn” page (and the later updates when they were found)

The Personal Life section of Padmé Amidala redirecting you to a whole other page

Just the Clone Wars page ALONE

Luke Skywalker being under the “Unusual Deaths” page

The “page is being heavily edited due to current events” notification as Order 66 went on

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The Skywalkers are dog people but the Ghost Crew are cat people…I will not elaborate.

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…I did not like one of the frontrunners of the Best Picture nominees (and no, I’m not talking about Sinners, Marty Supreme or Frankenstein…those were all great in different ways)

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Nah I still headcanon that Ezra Bridger is part Mirialan…like a grandparent or something…somewhere

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I think the reason I’m not upset about the Stranger Things finale is because I’ve seen the lowest of the lows of series finales… Pretty Little Liars. It made Riverdale look like a Scorsese project . Nothing can disappoint me more when the bar is set in A’s hell.

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Perhaps Eleven is just chilling with the turtle people on Peridea like my man Ezra Bridger was. She’s alive bruh