#source: avps

[incorrectuntamedmodaozushiquotes]

Jiang Cheng: That’s absurd! Wei Wuxian: You’re absurd! Jiang Cheng: What?! Say that again, to my face.  Wei Wuxian: You’re absurd. Jiang Cheng: That’s absurd!

[vorpalmuchness]

Loki: Odin's not been dead a day and they already have the time cops out after us

Sylvie: Damn those time cops

[notonepiece]

Zoro: Two things, X Drake. Number 1: You may be trying to help us.

Zoro: Number 2: you’re still full of shit.

[sunnyskies281]

( @incorrect-professorlayton-quotes )

Des: Oh shit! You guys are kids! I have to watch my damn mouth around you little bastards!

Al, Kat, and Flora: *Gasp*

Des: I mean... oh shoot.

Des: I gotta watch my damn mouth around you little bastards.

[undercover-frog]

Zarya, flexing: I eat nothing but protein shakes, falcon eggs,

Zarya, flexing even more: and ROCKS

[boreddcposts]

Barry, walking into a flashfam briefing: Alright gang. I'll ignore that some of you are late, if you ignore that I'm the latest

[eposettemyass]

Combeferre: *walks into les amis meeting with dark cirlces under eyes and disheveled hair*

Combeferre: i’ll ignore that some of you were late....if you ignore that i’m the latest

[dadvidismycanonheadcanon]

Tucker pushing Felix down: Get out of my face, McScouty!

Simmons: Tucker no-!

Felix getting up and spinning in a dancing manner: You are NOT! Permitted to touch!