#source: awkward

[incorrectteyvatism]

Nahida: Maybe you're not as big an asshole as you want everybody to think you are.

Scara: No, I totally am.

[damodreded]

Tank: You threatened to shave my head. Edward: Exactly. This is what we do. You step out of line and I shake you back down.

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Tav: But maybe you're not as big a bitch as you want everyone to think you are.

Astarion: No, I totally am.

[darkpoisonouslove]

Faragonda: Maybe you're not as big of a bitch as you want people to think you are.

Griffin: No, I totally am.

[screamingaboutaceattorney]

Klavier: But maybe you’re not as big an asshole as you want everyone to think you are.

Ema: No, I totally am.

[incorrecttwsted]

[kiarcheo]

Kat: For once, the universe was working in my favor. Which was not cause for celebration. It was setting off alarms.

[pokemon-my-beloved]

Selene: But maybe you’re not as big an asshole as you want everyone to think you are.

Gladion: No, I totally am.