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Tiff: So, what are we then? The guinea pigs?

Mac: Yeah, well, this guinea pig's gonna kick his ass.

Tiff:

KJ:

Erin: ...man, I wish I got a video of you saying that.

Rampart: Break a leg, Witt!

*a few minutes later Elliott has been sent to the hospital*

Frank: [playing Capture the Flag] I’m sorry, Clarisse. I only kill when absolutely necessary.

Clarisse: ...Good gods, Frank, I meant distract or delay them!

Frank: Oh! Phew!

Person A: "When you need me the most, I'll be there. I promise."

Person B: "Like superman?"

Person A: "Exactly."

Glinda: *snaps at Elphaba and then points up at a cookie on a higher shelf* Tall person, help

Elphaba: What's wrong with the cookie right in front of you?

Glinda: *angrily* That one is oatmeal raisin. I want a cookie, not a breakfast bar made of lies

Astra: These tracks meander all over the place. Like the person making them was drunk.

Elyse: Relatable.

Sariel: Or, they were corrupted and being influenced by something evil, and it was guiding them. Just a thought.

Elyse: Less relatable.

Stephen, to Tony: If you can walk tomorrow then I've failed in my goal to give you the best night of your life

[Steve overhears]

Steve: You have private quarters for a reason.

Stephen: Since your opinion matters so much, any preference on where you'd like to hear Tony scream my name tonight

Patrick: I mean, yes, okay, that wasn't strictly legal, but it was just one time! Brendon is the one who usually gets into trouble.

Brendon: Really? Name one time!

Patrick: The time you flooded the Queen's arena with bubble bath mixture.

Brendon: Name two times!

Patrick: The incident in Times Square that led to us being barred from entering New York.

Brendon:

Brendon: Name three-

Patrick: I have your antics listed both alphabetically and by severity. You do not want to start this discussion.

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