Jun 4, 2025
Alexei: No, it would be against my moral compass.
Yelena: Your moral compass is a fucking roulette wheel!
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Alexei: No, it would be against my moral compass.
Yelena: Your moral compass is a fucking roulette wheel!
Crosshair: It’s against my moral compass.
Hunter: Your fucking moral compass is a ROULETTE WHEEL!
Knight/Ghost: Sooooo ... Hornet: Yeees. Ghost: What you're saying is ... Hornet: Yeees. Ghost: That I ... Hornet: Yeees. Ghost: SHOULD BLOW SHIT UP! Hornet: Yes- wait, no! Quirrel: No! Hollow Knight: Do it! Ghost: DOING IT!
Childe: That would go against my moral compass.
Scara: Your moral compass is a fucking roulette wheel.
(Marvel Incorrect Quotes #2)
*During a phone convo*
Loki: Hello?
Thor: Hey, what's up?
Loki: *ready to prank his brother* I need your help. Come here
Thor: *disappointed* I can't. I'm buying clothes
Loki: Well, then hurry up and come over here!
Thor: *confused* Well, I can't find them
Loki: *also confused* What do you mean you can't find them?
Thor: *annoyed* I can't find them! There's only soup!
Loki: *also annoyed* What do you mean there's only soup???
Thor: I mean there's only soup!
Loki: Well, then get out of the soup aisle!
Thor: Alright! You don't have to shout at me!
*A few seconds later...*
Thor: There's more soup!
Loki: What do you mean there's more soup?!
Thor: I mean there's more soup!
Loki: Go into the next aisle!
*A few seconds later...*
Thor: There's still soup!
Loki: *pissed* Where are you right now?!
Thor: *frustrated* I'm at soup!
Loki: What do you mean you're at soup?!
Thor: I mean I'm at soup!
Loki: *losing his patience* WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?!
Thor: *also impatient* I'M AT THE SOUP STORE!
Loki: *pissed* WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!
Thor: *also pissed* FUCK YOU!!!
(Ah, brothers. Never gets old 😅)
Akutagawa: No, no no. Vampires don’t exist.
Fukuchi: What are you talking about?
Akutagawa: Have you ever seen a vampire? I haven’t, therefore they don’t exist.
Fukuchi: I have. And just because you haven’t seen them doesn’t mean they don’t exist.
Akutagawa: mockingly Oh my god you guys, vampires are real and are walking around everywhere. There like the wolf man, there not real.
Cut to Atsushi, a weretiger and the closest thing this series has to a werewolf just staring at Akutagawa with the most ‘is this guy for real?’ expression.
[On a mission to save someone]
Geto: This right here—this situation—this is the damsel in distress trope and I am not about to contribute to it.
Gojo: Look, while I agree that trope is horrible, in this particular situation I need you to do this. We're running out of time.
Geto: No. It'd be against my moral compass.
Gojo: YOUR FUCKING MORAL COMPASS IS A ROULETTE WHEEL!
Liz: Hello?
Gigi: Hey, what’s up?
Liz: I need your help, can you come over here?
Gigi: I can’t, I’m buying clothes
Liz: Alright well then hurry up and get over here!
Gigi: I can’t find them
Liz: What do you mean you can’t find them?
Gigi: I can’t find them, there’s only soup
Liz: Well then get out of the soup aisle!
Gigi: Alright you don’t have to shout at me!
Gigi: There’s more soup
Liz: What do you mean there’s more soup?
Gigi: There’s just more soup!
Liz: Go into the next aisle!
Gigi: There’s still soup!
Liz: Where are you right now?
Gigi: I’m at soup!
Liz: What do you mean you’re at soup?
Gigi: It means I’m at soup!
Liz: What store are you in?
Gigi: I’m at the soup store!
Liz: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?
Gigi: FUCK YOU!