#source: daniel thrasher

[tupayapsina]

Weiss: Love your shirt.

Ruby: Thanks! You want me to take it off and give it to you?

Weiss: What?

Ruby: 'Cause I'll do it. I'll take everything off.

Weiss:

Weiss: Why do I feel like you're threatening me right now?

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Yelena: Love your shirt.

Kate: Thanks! You want me to take it off and give it to you?

Yelena: What?

Kate: 'Cause I'll do it. I'll take everything off.

Yelena:

Yelena: Why do I feel like you're threatening me right now?

[incorrect-piltover-quotes]

Caitlyn: Love your shirt.

Vi: Thanks! You want me to take it off and give it to you?

Caitlyn: What?

Vi: 'Cause I'll do it. I'll take everything off.

Caitlyn:

Caitlyn: Why do I feel like you're threatening me right now?

[tadc-incorrectquotes]

Jax: Ooh! That your diary, ribbons?

(He steals Gangle's sketchpad.)

Gangle: Jax! Give it back!

Jax: Not so fast! "Roses are red, Violets are blue... Jax is great, I hope all of his dreams come true"...

Gangle: Stop! You're embarrassing me!

Jax: Wait, is this... Is this all about me?

Gangle: Don't!

Jax: "Jax is eccentric, but sometimes I feel bad for him because everybody makes fun of him behind his back."

Gangle: That's a private diary, Jax!

Jax: Oh! Here's something. "Pomni is really smart." Ha-ha! Looks like SOMEbody's got a crush!

Gangle: Nuh-uh!

Jax: "She thinks Jax bullies me because his parents are getting divorced. But I'm worried that she'll connect the dots and figure out that Jax's mom and I have been... doin' it for the past two years"?

Gangle:

Gangle: Your mother and I didn't want you to find out this way, Jax.

Jax: I need to call my dad.

Gangle: That's me now. I'm your dad.

[lifeisstrange-incorrectquotes]

Victoria: Ooh! Is that your diary, hippie?

(She steals Max's journal.)

Max: Victoria! Give it back!

Victoria: Not so fast! "Roses are red, Violets are blue... Victoria is great, I hope all of her dreams come true"...

Max: Stop! You're embarrassing me!

Victoria: Wait, is this... Is this all about me?

Max: Don't!

Victoria: "Victoria is chill as hell but sometimes I feel bad for her because everybody makes fun of her behind her back."

Max: That's a private diary, Victoria!

Victoria: Oh! Here's something. "Kate is really smart." Looks like Cringefield has a crush!

Max: Nuh-uh!

Victoria: "She thinks Victoria bullies me because her parents are getting divorced. But I'm worried that she'll connect the dots and figure out that Mrs. Chase and I have been... doin' it for the past two years"?

Max:

Max: Your mother and I didn't want you to find out this way, Victoria.

Victoria: I need to call my dad.

Max: That's me now. I'm your dad.

[incorrect-danmachi-quotes]

Bell: Love your shirt. Hestia: Thanks! You want me to take it off and give it to you? Bell: What? Hestia: 'Cause I'll do it. I'll take everything off. Bell: Bell: Why do I feel like you're threatening me right now?

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Oscar: So you don't read sheet music?

Whitely: no, I just play by ear.

Ruby: Play Rondo Alla Turca

Whitely: *Plays Rondo Alla Turca*

Ruby: Great, now play it like it's the sixties and we're in advertising.

Whitely: ...

Whitely: *Slower, Jazzier version of Rondo Alla Turca plays, Cello sounding from somewhere*

Ruby: *nodding* Pretty good.

Oscar: Wow, you really can play anything.

Whitely: Anymore requests?

Ruby: Can you have my mom tell me she's proud of me?

Whitely: ... What?

Ruby: Well you can play anything, right?

Ruby: *lowering her hood* I wanna hear my mom tell me ... that she's proud of me.

Oscar: Jeez.

Whitely: Well, uuuuuhhh, I can do this ....

Jacques: I'm proud of you son.

Whitely: But if I drop it like this?

Summer: I'm proud of you Rosebud.

Ruby: *In tears, Voice cracking* ... You mean it Mama?

Oscar: We're getting you both therapy.

[wyvernslovecake]

Brook, fighting in a music venue with a wig on over his afro: I'm Hannah Montana! And you've Lizzie'd your last McGuire! 😈

Everyone:

Brook:

Everyone:

Brook: See, this is why I stick to skull jokes! 😭😭😭