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Buford: Do you think when Mountain Dew makes new flavors, they just add flavoring to their lemon lime soda?

Phineas: I don't know, I assume they make it whole new diffetent

Phineas: That sentence...wasn't good

The Coven but as quotes from my personal quotes list:

Agatha - “May the bitches cry.”

Alice - “It is good to know the laws of the road so when a cop pulls you over, you can exploit them.”

Billy - “I know why they were depressed, they didn’t have Papa’s Freezeria.”

Jen - “You’re not going to fucking read about horsepowering your hospital!”

Lilia - “Oh my god I killed Home Depot.”

Rio - “I love stabbing men, it’s a favorite pastime of mine.”

Zuko: Stop gaslighting me!!!

Azula: Gaslighting's not real Zuzu. It's all in your head.

Gwen: I want someone who knows things about nature.

Arthur: [Points to cloud] That’s a cloud. [Nods head proudly]

Gwen: I want that one.

Relda: There is a method to my madness

Canis: I love you, but that is categorically untrue

reyna: come on, a fellow roman helping another, right?

octavian: you literally just offered 30 dollars for me to kill myself??? 2 minutes ago???

reyna: okay well. that’s different

Rocky: What happened to waffle matrices?

Mordecai: Math was dead to me when I discovered that I could get less sleep by bootlegging than solving equations.

"I love him, I love how he wants to give me the world, but that world is his, not mine"

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