#source: knowledge fight

[incorrectringsofpower]

Tom Bombadil: I did make that declaration, and I feel like I should follow through in some way, but I’m not doing paperwork.

[terrorquotestm]

Crozier: I don’t know what Sir John was saying, but it took a long time. Was there a meaning to it? No. But it crunched up the hours.

[incorrectshantaequotes]

Barracuda Joe: I want to be perfectly clear with you-

Techno Baron: No. Please be vague and opaque.

Barracuda Joe: ...okay. Something has happened.

[angelhareincorrectquotes]

Gabby: And that’s why you never try to assassinate the President in the south. Or on a hot day.

Francis: Because of the humidity?

Gabby: Because of the humidity.

[shit-the-vampyr-cast-never-said]

Geoffrey: Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fucking fuck you! Fuuck you!

Sean: Yeah, it’s a little…

Geoffrey: Fucking fuck that fucking, fucking shit.

Sean: It’s a little stupid.

Geoffrey: Fucking fuck.

Sean: It’s a little dumb.

Geoffrey: Fucking hell.

Sean: A little stupid.

Geoffrey: I don’t even know other words right now, I just know fuck.

[incorrect-hgs]

Parsley: I want to be perfectly clear with you -

Slime Boy: No. Please be vague and opaque.

Parsley: …Alright. Something has happened.

[anotherincorrectquotesblog]

A: I’ve heard the “those who forget the past, doomed to repeat it” thing. I want a new saying, which is “everybody needs to fucking stop it and leave me alone.”

[incorrectmulti]

Colton Parayko: Look. I can't walk down a street and suddenly find myself walking behind a woman at a very similar pace, without me going through this, “Wait. Does she think I'm a murderer? AM I a murderer? I'm not a murderer! I don't think I'm a murderer?”

Suggested by @powerblais