#source: leverage redemption

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Karai: And don't worry. I haven't stabbed anyone in a really long time. Like, a whole month. Leo: Well, Karai, that's not very long. Karai: It is when you're the one not doing the stabbing.

[batkidsaremadkids]

Dick: I'm not saying work with him. I'm saying work around him.

Jason: It's cleaner and smarter to make him disappear.

Duke: Bonk him on the head, have O wipe his ID and credit rating, and dump him in Venezuela?

Jason: I'm so proud of you right know.

*fistbump*

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Eli: And don't worry. I haven't stabbed anyone in a really long time. Like, a whole month. Derek: Well, Parker, that's not very long. Eli: It is when you're the one not doing the stabbing.

[incorrect-web-novels]

Wei Wuxian: It's okay to grow up, realize you're not the person you used to be.

Jin Ling: You never grew up.

Wei Wuxian: Yeah. I achieved perfection pretty early, huh?

[incorrect-ember-knight]

Najin: and don't worry. I haven't stabbed anyone in a really long time. like, a whole month.

Nagyunn: well, that's not very long.

Najin: it is when you're the one not doing the stabbing.

[pathetic-dreamy]

Louis: And don't worry. I haven't pranked anyone in a really long time. Like, two weeks.

Harry: Well, Louis, that's not very long.

Louis: It is when you're the one not pulling the pranks.

[smthfunnyhappenedonthewaytor3]

in an alternate verse, with Lelouch just turned 13 Marianne: You were spying on us? Lelouch: I mean... I tailed you. Just like C.C. taught me when we trained together. Marianne: [glares at C.C.] C.C.: I teach every kid I meet how to do crime. Crime is fun.

[incorrectquotesideas-deactivated]

Person A: And don't worry. I haven't stabbed anyone in a really long time. Like, a whole month.

Person B: Well, Person A, that's not very long.

Person A: It is when you're the one not doing the stabbing.