#source: quora

[incorrect-thunderbolts]

Yelena: Is it "for fuck's sake" or "for fuck sake"? It's for a work email, so it has to sound professional.

[ouatsqincorrect]

Emma: Is it "for fuck's sake" or "for fuck sake"? It's for a work email, so it has to sound professional.

[verycorrect-tbbquotes]

Echo: If you found out you only had one day left to live, what would you do with it?

Hunter: Say goodbye and mend my relationships.

Wrecker: Something illegal.

Tech: Accept my fate.

Crosshair: I would message ten people saying that if they didn’t forward the message to ten other people, I would die tomorrow.

Echo: What?

Wrecker: That’s fucking awesome. Can I change my answer?

[incorrectdwpquotes]

Emily: I think I overdid it with those gummies you gave me. Serena: How many did you take? Emily: All of them. Serena: Okay. Just hold on to the ground as tight as you can so you don't fall off the earth. This is about to be one of those hard life lessons.

[incorrectbadkidz]

Aelwyn: Is it "for fucks sake" or "for fuck sake"? It's for a work email and it has to sound professional.

[elephantaday]

Day 373 of posting pictures of elephants.

[just-dance-incorrect-quotes]

Adameve: Just asking, what’s your opinion of drag queens around children?

Louise Dails: I am against drag queens being exposed to children. A lot could go wrong.

Louise Dails: Nails could be broken, wigs pulled off, someone could get knocked off her heels. Children are wild, irrational, unpredictable, and their characters are still in the formative stages. Someone fabulous could get hurt.

[evilliousquotes]

Waiter: How do you like your steak cooked?

Gardener: Like escaping from this place.

Waiter: Excuse me for a second, I'll be right back with a vegetarian menu.

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