#source: random texts

[moonlit-escape]

Blaze: you the only dude i know who enjoys milk as a refreshment Ein: Man so what Blaze: you an interesting critter bro

[giantfuckingrobot]

Y/n: You're a bug Tord: Why Y/n: Small Y/n: Crawls around

[loserboyfriendrjl]

marlene: talk dirty to me

dorcas: i'm not wearing any underwear because you never put the fucking laundry in the fucking dryer like i asked you to 100 fucking times

[moonlit-escape]

Aphmau: How do you roast a cobbler? Aaron: What? No. First of all, you HAVE to use a recipe Aaron: Look in my desserts binder by the microwave Aaron: Use the peaches, not the apples, because the peaches are starting to go bad Aaron: Check in the cabinet by the fridge for most of the spices you'll need Aaron again: PREHEAT the oven! Aaron: Keep an eye on the timer. Don't let it burn. Aph: You make fun of his shoes. Aaron: Aaron: I hate you

[moonlit-escape]

Zane: i wanna be evil KC: unfortunately you were not very evil Zane: :( Zane: >:( Zane: i'm evil right Zane: babe i'm evil right KC: mhm KC: your evil laugh is terrifying and your schemes are despicable

[moonlit-escape]

Vylad: Wanna have a fire or something? Vylad: I'll let you nap on me Gene: Set me on fire Gene: Death is the final sleep Vylad: Your kinks are getting outta hand babe

[moonlit-escape]

Aphmau: He left me on opened Aphmau: I replied w "YAYY" and he left me on opened 😔 Zane: Oh Zane: Say "you are a coward and history will forget you" Aphmau: no. Zane: Ok

[moonlit-escape]

Aphmau: Meow Gene: Meow Aph: Grown ass man Gene: BITCH???