Feb 5
Strika: Who are these losers?
Optimus, We, sir-
Strika: I’m a femme.
Bumblebee: Ouch.
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Strika: Who are these losers?
Optimus, We, sir-
Strika: I’m a femme.
Bumblebee: Ouch.
[Raph and Casey are making armpit fart noises]
Donnie: Are you guys 3 years old? This is how a man does it!
Donnie: *armpit fart*
April: You guys are so gross! And besides, this is how you do it!
April: *armpit fart*
Mikey: Hey guys! Get get a loud of this!
Mikey: *farts*
[Everyone begins coughing and gagging]
Leo: Mikey! They were using their arms!!
ZhuBajie: You consider me your brother? ShaWujing: Yeah. What else would I consider you? ZhuBajie: I don't know. An embarrassment? A way to rebel against your father? A desperate cry for help? The list is endless.
(Source: Robots)
Sha Wujing: Dude, I don't have daddy issues, I'm good. You're like an annoying middle child, who makes the other siblings do all the work.
Zhu Bajie: There it is.
Breadhead: “I know that sounds bad, but I’m just doing musical arm farts! Do you know how to do those? They’re hard to do ‘cause I’m made of bread, but that’s where the skill comes in. I’m real close! Listen…”
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Breadhead: “No wait.”
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Breadhead: “No, wait, wait!”
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Mel: “… Hey, Breadhead.”
Breadhead: “Mm?”
Mel: 💨💨💨
Breadhead: “YEAH, BABY! Let it rip!”
Mud: “Hey, guys. Come on. What are ya, three years old? This is how a man does it.” 💨
Diligence: “You guys are so gross! Besides… THIS is how you do it!” 💨
Ken: “HEY, KIDS! GET A LOAD OF THIS!”
EARTHQUAKE INDUCING FLATULENCE
Mel: “DAD! We were using our ARMS!”
Ken: “Oh… excuse me…”
(God, I miss Robin Williams…)
Bugs: Y' know, your boyfriend here's quite the genius. Roxanne Coyote: Oh, he's not my... he is?
Starscream: Who are these losers? Sunstreaker: We mam... Starscream: I'm a mech. Sideswipe: Ouch.
Crozier: Mr Hickey, you're a sick, twisted, evil person.
Hickey: I try.
lord forgive me
Gigi: Hey, Yatta. Yatta: Hm? (Gigi does an armpit fart) Yatta, impressed and joining in: YEAH BABY! Let it rip! (Gigi and Yatta exchange the noise.) Looey: Hey guys. C'mon, what are you, three years old? Looey: This is how a man does it. (Looey joins in.) Blot: !ti od uoy woh si siht ,sediseB ….ssorg os era syug uoY (You guys are so gross…. Besides, this is how you do it!) (Blot does it too. Goob comes in.) Goob: Hey guys! Get a load of this! (Goob ACTUALLY FUCKING RIPS ASS, SHAKING THE PLACE) Looey: GOOB. We were using our ARMS. Goob: Oh. ‘Scuse me! (Everyone complains the entire night, meanwhile Tisha, who was just cleaning outside, keels over.) Tisha: PLEASE… SEE A DOCTOR…
