#source: ted 2

[bwaybby09]

Sam: Can either of you tell me who wrote The Great Gatsby?

Dean: Judy Blume?

Cas: Hitler?

Sam: F. Scott Fitzgerald.

Dean: Who’s that?

Sam: The author.

Dean: Well, why are you saying fuck him?

Sam: What?

Cas: You just said F. Scott Fitzgerald. What did Scott Fitzgerald do to you?

Dean: Yeah.

Sam: No, that’s his first name.

Cas: His name’s Fuck Scott Fitzgerald?

Sam: What?! No!

Dean: Well then what’s the F stand for?

Sam: Francis!

Dean: No, it’s gotta be fuck.

Cas: It must be fuck.

Dean: It has to be fuck.

Sam: Why the hell would it be fuck?!

Dean: Well, because otherwise why wouldn’t he just say it?

Cas: Yeah, he’s hiding something. It’s fuck.

Dean: Come on, read between the lines, Sam.

Sam: It’s completely insane. You guys are idiots.

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Casey: I think it's time to play the Beetlejuice card.

Mikey: What do you mean?

Casey: I mean saying his name three times.

Mikey: What?!

Casey: Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetleju-

Mikey: Shut up! You fucking crazy? We don't want that guy running around in here!

Casey: No, Mikey, he'll be on our side. He'll help us.

Casey: Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice-

Mikey: You're meddling with powers you do not understand! Cut the shit!

[sleeplessdreamer14]

Clint: Some people just have “fuck me” eyes.

Nicole: Do I have “fuck me” eyes?

Brad: You have “give us the ring my precious” eyes.

[yoelarmas04242003]

SpongeBob: Barnacles, I never get a signal here. Mind if I use your laptop?

Danny: Sure, go ahead.

SpongeBob: Thanks. (gets up to use Danny’s laptop)

(a few seconds later)

SpongeBob: (off-screen) WHAT THE (dolphin noises)

Danny: (rushing to SpongeBob’s aid) Holy shit, dude! What’s going on?! What’s the fire?!

SpongeBob: (shocked by what’s on Danny’s laptop) THERE’S SO MUCH PORN!!!

[smh0217]

*Team JNPR are sitting in the classroom right before their end of semester exams*

Nora: Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetleju-

Jaune: Shut up! Are you fucking crazy?! We don't want that guy running around in here!

Nora: No Jauney, it'll be alright! he'll be on our side! Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetle...

Jaune: Hey, you are messing with powers you do not understand, alright! Cut the shit!

[djtitus921]

What goes on in the Emblem Bracelets

I might prefer f!Chrobin but it's still a blessing to see the best couple in Fire Emblem come back and kickass

[19dayz]

Jian Yi: Beetlejuice, beetlejuice, beetle-

Mo Guan Shan: Shut up! You fucking crazy? We don’t want that guy running around in here.

Jian Yi: No, redhead, he’ll be on our side. He’ll help us. Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice-

Mo Guan Shan: You are meddling with powers you do not understand. Cut the shit.

[devilsrecreation]

Nora: Oh really? Then can any of you tell me who wrote “The Great Gatsby”?

Teeth: Judy Bloom?

Floyd: J.K Rowling?

Nora: F. Scott Fitzgerald

Floyd: Who’s that?

Nora: ….The author.

Teeth: Well, why are you saying “Fuck him?”

Nora: What?

Floyd: You just said eff Scott Fitzgerald. What did Scott Fitzgerald do to you?

Teeth: Yeah

Nora: No, that’s his first name.

Floyd: His name’s Fuck Scott Fitzgerald?

Nora: What? No!

Teeth: Then what does the F stand for?

Nora: Francis.

Floyd: No, it’s gotta be Fuck

Teeth: It must be Fuck! It has to be Fuck!

Nora: Why the hell would it be Fuck?

Teeth: Cuz otherwise, why wouldn’t he say it?

Floyd: Yeah, he’s hiding something. It’s Fuck!

Teeth: Come on, read between the lines, Nora.

Floyd: It’s Fuck

Nora: That’s completely insane. You guys are idiots.