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Cassandra: Does the perpetrator have any scars?

Caitlyn: Only emotional!

Cassandra: There's no box for that. I'll just tick 'Other'.

[at the police station]

Dick: I’m here for my brother.

Desk sergeant: Who’s your brother?

Dick: You must be new here.

Narcissa: Bellatrix is my sister. I love her with all my heart. No matter how many times I'm charged as an accessory

Andrea: Well anybody who messes with the ghost friends will have to deal with a Thairish, a Chinese, a Jewish-Argentian and…Dad what are we German?

Mr. Davenport: Rich, sweetie, that’s all that matters.

Molly: Mr. Davenport!!!

Mr. Davenport: In the eyes of the law, I mean.

[At the police station]

Lucifer: I’m here for my brother.

Desk sergeant: Who’s your brother?

Lucifer: You must be new here.

Cal: What do you got there, Fruit?

Slime Boy: Of course not. Cheese is strictly a dairy product.

Cal: No, I’m calling you a fruit.

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*Natasha arrives at the police station*

Natasha: I’m here for my sister.

Desk Sergeant: Who’s your sister?

Natasha: You must be new here.

[At the police station]

Alyosha: We’re here for our brother.

Desk sergeant: Who’s your brother?

Ivan: You must be new here.

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