Nov 2, 2024
April: I swear a lot, is that fine- Raph: SHUT UP BITCH!! April: ...Okay.
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April: I swear a lot, is that fine- Raph: SHUT UP BITCH!! April: ...Okay.
Gabby, to Francis after watching a death in a movie: Don’t be alarmed! He definitely didn’t just explode and die! He temporarily fell asleep, and he’s having wonderful dreams of ponies!
Goku: Wait, Vegeta you actually have a brother?
Vegeta: Yes, I have a brother.
Bulma: How come we didn’t know this until just now?
Vegeta: It’s none of your business but, yes, there’s more than one Saiyan Prince out there.
Goku: So you have an actual brother who is related to you?
Piccolo: And he looks like him, the poor fucker.
Goku: WE’VE BEEN FRIENDS FOR HOW LONG AND I DIDN’T KNOW THIS?!
Vegeta: None of your business!
Bulma: WE’RE MARRIED AND HAVE CHILDREN AND I DIDN’T KNOW THIS!!
Vegeta: None of your business. You did not need to know that information for me to marry you and have kids with you.
Location: Somewhere in Wyndon
Goh: Alright guys.
Professor Sonia: Ready to hear some- a good sodding joke?
Meowth/Horace/Goh: Yeah!
Professor Sonia: Alright. How do you kill a circus clown?
Meowth: NO! I SWEAR TO ARCEUS!
Horace: You hit him in the jug-
Goh’s Inteleon: *Uses Snipe Shot on Meowth*
Horace: Oh, goodness me!
James: *having just entered the scene* I didn’t know we’d be including audience members in these jokes.
(The gang first find out about Oswald)
Donald: Wait Mickey, you actually have a brother?
Mickey: Yes I have a brother
Minnie: How did we not know this until just now?
Mickey: there's more than one True Original out there
Daisy: wait, so you have an older brother that Walt Disney drew before you?
Mickey: yes
Oswald: and he looks like me, poor fucker
Donald: we've all been friends for how long and we didn't know this?!
Oswald: it's none of your business
Goofy: My son calls you Uncle Mickey and I didn't know this!
Oswald: none of you business! You nor your son did not need to know that information for my brother to be called "Uncle Mickey"
At 682’s funeral;
049: Here lies SCP-682
096: *sobs*
106: I’m gonna miss this son of a bitch.
079: He was my friend!
173: Hey you guys remember that one time in an interview, where they kept asking him questions?
049: And he never said anything apart from; “mhm”
173: What an asshole!
035: And remember when we were escaping the facility, and he knew exactly what to do?
Past 939: You got me, Lizzy?
Past 682: Mhm
079: Such great times...
096: You remember that time when he died?
173: Dude, that literally just happened.
939: Yeah, we didn’t even move him. He just died right here.
049: Does anyone else have anything to say? Anyone at all?
682: *sits up* I wanna say one thing, and that one thing is; I never really liked any of you.
035: Sorry this is for friends and family only. *shoots 682*
Everyone: *burst out laughing*
Sarge: (Pointing at Blue Base) You see those fuckers over there?
Simmons: Yeah!
Sarge: They have done absolutely nothing wrong but they're blue... I've always hated the color blue... you know why??
Grif: Why?
Sarge: No reason.
(Some villain is holding the gang hostage)
Villain: Welcome... to Murder Maze!
Bendy, tiredly: You're welcome.
Villain: ...What?