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Krillin: Do not pretend you're not the kind of guy who keeps a list of all the women he slept with.

Vegeta: I have one. It’s called “my marriage license”.

Vegeta & Bulma: *high fives*

Zeno: You have to do what I say or else you’re under arrest! Great Priest! Great Face! Great poopy, poopy butt!

Dai: You may be the- Don’t you ever fucking call me that ever again, I’ll kill you!

[one ass beating later]

Dai: (wheezing)

Zeno: Not if I kill you first!

Bulma: CAN YOU GUYS STOP FUCKING YELLING?!

Piccolo: You’re the one who’s fucking yelling!

Bulma: THIS IS HOW I TALK!!

Vegeta: She’s right, that is her inside voice.

Android 18: Why are you dressed so nice?

Bulma: Vegeta and I are celebrating our anniversary tonight.

Chichi: Aww! That’s so sweet! What’s it the anniversary of? Your first date? Your first kiss? First time you two slept together?

Bulma: Yeah!

Vegeta: Fuck.

Bulma, covering Future Trunks’ ears: Watch what you say around Trunks! He is just a child!

Vegeta: He’s 30.

Bulma: Well, he’s still our child!

Future Trunks: Adopted.

Broly: *effortlessly lifts up Cheelai*

Cheelai: Seriously, do I weigh anything to you?

Broly: No. it’s like holding a couple of grapes.

Goku, about Broly: He is much more impressive than the Saiyan I fought previously.

Vegeta: I’m standing right here!

Bulma: Where did you get this?!

Goku: From your computer.

Bulma: You hacked into my personal files?! How did you get the password?!

Goku, Vegeta & Piccolo: It’s “Princess Bulma”.

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