#source:-virtuchem

[sailorgrey]

underscores, ninajirachi, and jane remover at coachella weekend 2

[demonicsuffrage]

Tim, texting Bruce: Hey B can't make it to patrol today, sorry

Bruce: No problem son☺️☺️☺️

Tim: are you mad at me????

Bruce: No ofcourse not 🥰🥰🥰

Tim: .... I'm sorry!

Bruce: For what?😢😢😢

[masked-daydream]

House Dateable: You look lonely,

*gets closer in their gigantic form*

House Dateable: *Smiles* I can fix that~

Homeowner and other Dateables: 😳

[batfamgalore]

*Dick and Jason give a case to Tim and Damian because it was boring them but it ended up being a huge case*

Bruce: I know that face. What did you do?

Jason: Well… we kind of gave that very huge drug case to Tim and Damian.

Bruce: What!

Dick: In our defense, we were pretty sure you were never gonna find out.

[antebunny]

things like this are the only times i feel even vaguely patriotic

[effemimaniac]

[incorrecthsrquotes]

For the millionth time, the First Amendment protects you from the government, not the Strong Bad.

Strong Bad, right before deleting an email accusing him of "censorship"

[matt-w-blogging]

Broke: Good Omens isn't a gay love story because Crowley and Aziraphale aren't in love

Woke: Good Omens is a gay love story because Crowley and Aziraphale are in love

Bespoke: Whether Good Omens is a gay love story or not is debatable; it is, however, undeniably a story of the love between Crowley and Aziraphale (whatever type of love that may be)

Neil Gaiman: Good Omens isn't a gay love story because while Crowley and Aziraphale are in love, they are not human males, they are an angel and a demon