#source:mpgis

[madamas-blog]

Justin runs to Cree,who's talking to Maurice.

Justin:NoNoNoNoNoNo...

Cree:Hey,Justin-.

Justin punches Cree in the stomach. Cree fell to the ground.

Cree:Oof!

Cree,hoarsely:WHAT THE FUCK?!

Justin:You are one of my very best friends and I can not stand by and watch you throw away your life like this!

Justin:You're too young! YOU'RE TOO BEAUTIFUL!

Cree:What the fuck are you talking about?

Justin:I'm talking about the baby that's growing inside of your belly right now.

Cree,flabbergasted:...

Maurice,uncomfortable:...

Maurice:See ya!

Maurice ran away from the two.

Cree,at Maurice:...I'M NOT PREGNANT!

Justin: Well not after that punch you're not. I've been taking muay thai classes!

Cree stood up and glared at him.

Cree,angry: I was never pregnant,Justin.

Justin,shocked:Ah...Ah...

Justin:Are you sure?

Cree:YES I'M FUCKING SURE!

Chad:I'm sorry, but why the fuck is everybody yelling over here?

Justin:Oh!

Justin:I found this positive pregnancy test and-!

Chad looked at Cree shocked then kicked her in the gut. Cree once again collapsed on the ground while holding her stomach.

Cree,in pain:Oh motherfucker!

[notcorrectemmerdalequotes]

Harriet: Let's say grace. Dear God, thank you for the food, thank you for my family, and if you let the footsie 100 drop another fifteen points I swear to your son Jesus Christ, I will personally go up there and rip your fucking balls off! Amen!

Pearl: Amen. That was my kind of grace! A little bit of thanks, whole lot of thinly veiled threats..

[nicqdiangelo]

Lester: So then the dressmaker brings out this dress and it has silk and chiffon and satin—

Leo: Wait. Is chiffon a material, or a person? Or both?

Lester: It's a material, Leo.

Meg: Alright, well, I'm gonna go now.

Lester: I'm sorry, was I not just in the middle of a story?

Meg: Yeah, but I wasn't really that interested in it.

Lester: I swear to God, I am this close. This fucking close!

[incorrectnerdsquotes]

Heathcliff:(Gloating to Duncan as they fight) You wouldn't hurt a fly!

Duncan: That's because a fly is an innocent creature that never intentionally hurt someone. You, however, I would maim!

[incorrectdcu]

Bruce: Oh please, you wouldn't hurt a fly!

Jason Todd: You're right. Because a fly is an innocent creature that never knowingly did anything to anybody. You, however, I would maim.

[magicapandora]

Zeref: JEsUS CHRIST! Is that a fucking gremlin?! Natsu: No! I'm a dragon slayer! Zeref: Whatever, just don't feed that fucking thing after midnight.

[madamas-blog]

Maurice to the TND leader: I brought the most skilled TND agents for this mission.

Tifa: And Chad. We also brought Chad with us.

Chad, annoyed: Fuck you.

Tifa,smirking: Right back at ‘ya, you washout.

[incorrectdcu]

Jason Todd: Jesus Christ is that a fucking gremlin?

Tim:No I'm the new Robin!

Jason:Whatever. Just no one feed that fucking thing after midnight.

Bruce:

Barbra:

Dick:

Superman:

Barbra: Jason what the fuck?