#sp kenly

[green-sus1]

Can we see the South Park characters reactions to Butters and Wendy being a couple?

Raizon

Ray Bound.

Okay. Here’s my take while I also mix it into my au.

(A bit of Kyman, Styleman, and Kenly)

Stan: That’s who you left me for?!

Wendy: Yes. And what’s so bad about that?

Stan: No! Nothing, just… it’s… Butters.

Wendy: First of all, he’s name is Leopold, second, please just accept that we’re never getting back together.

Stan: Okay, okay. I wish you and Leopold the best.

Wendy: Thank you Stan. Wait aren’t you, Kyle, and Cartman dating?

Stan freezes and begins blush, looking like he’s about to barf

Wendy puts on a sly grin: Well if you aren’t than you can at least shoot your shot.

Stan blush’s harder

Meanwhile with Leo, Jacy, Kenny, & Eric (and Kyle)

Leopold: Me and Wendy are dating.

Jacy, Kenny, and Eric: *looking dumb founded. First at Leo, then each other, than back at Leo* WE THOUGHT YOU WERE GAY!!!!!

Leopold: W-what???

Jacy: Ya, I thought you were dating Kenny or Eric. Or both at the same time.

Kenny: What?! I thought he was just dating Eric. I’m dating Kelly.

Jacy: who?

Kenny: Ya know, the girl from the Getting Gay with Kids event to save the rainforest?

Jacy: Oh, ya. Her. She’s nice.

Kenny: thanks.

Eric: Me and him were never dating. What could POSSIBLY have made you think that?

Jacy and Kenny: Really Eric?

Eric: Fine you have a point. …

Kyle (finally deciding to join the conversation draping his arms around Eric’s waist resting his head on Eric’s with his eyes closed): Plus you’re dating me. *Eric blushes profusely and try’s to hide his face*

Jacy smirks at this then turns to Leopold: Anyways I just hope you know that we will always support you.

He smiles at her: Thank you, fellas.

[stendysolos]

some stendy doodles and others!!

[kennys-parka-jacket]

i like the idea of Kenny liking headpats. Tammy gives him headpats and he's happy. Kelly gives him headpats and he's happy. Anyone gives him headpats and he's happy. He just likes having his hair stroked and gently taken care of like that's literally his love language. If you go so far as to wash his hair lovingly for him and comb it he will fall head over heels for you and he's going to sacrifice his life for you (not that it matters much because he'd just wake up the next day with one more traumatic memory)

YES YES YES YES HE'D FUCKING LOVE THAT!!

When his friends all get together for sleepovers and stuff he tends to sit on the floor in front of the couch so that people can play with his hair while they watch movies.

He likes letting Tammy run a comb with conditioner through his hair. If it's really long then she'll braid it for him.

Kelly showed him how to use a ponytail holder and lets him borrow hair accessories sometimes.

Sometimes Karen tries to give him pats and he literally has to get on his knees for her to reach his head. It's so fucking worth it though

[spshipstats]

What are the stats for:

Kyle x Rebecca

Kyle x Nichole

Kyle x Heidi

Kyle x Leslie

Kenny x Kelly

Kenny x Tammy

Eric x Wendy

Eric x Heidi

Stan x Wendy

Butters x Lexus

Butters x Charlotte

Since there are so many ships here I will not be including pictures 😅 Note: the survey is currently at 150 responses

SP Ship Stats: Kyle Broflovski x Rebecca Cotswolds

42% of people ship it

58% of people don’t ship it

of those who ship it:

31.75% think it’s popular

52.38% think it’s uncommon

14.29% think it’s a rarepair

1.58% have never heard of it before

SP Ship Stats: Kyle Broflovski x Nichole Daniels

39.33% of people ship it

60.67% of people don’t ship it

of those who ship it:

25.42% think it’s popular

67.8% think it’s uncommon

6.78% think it’s a rarepair

SP Ship Stats: Kyle Broflovski x Heidi Turner

28% of people ship it

72% of people don’t ship it

of those who ship it:

38.1% think it’s popular

59.52% think it’s uncommon

2.38% think it’s a rarepair

SP Ship Stats: Kyle Broflovski x Leslie Meyers

16% of people ship it

84% of people don’t ship it

of those who ship it:

37.5% think it’s popular

50% think it’s uncommon

12.5% think it’s a rarepair

SP Ship Stats: Kenny McCormick x Kelly (“Rainforest Shmainforest”)

36.67% of people ship it

63.33% of people don’t ship it

of those who ship it:

10.91% think it’s popular

40% think it’s uncommon

43.64% think it’s a rarepair

5.45% have never heard of it before

SP Ship Stats: Kenny McCormick x Tammy Warner

48.67% of people ship it

51.33% of people don’t ship it

of those who ship it:

28.76% think it’s popular

45.21% think it’s uncommon

23.29% think it’s a rarepair

2.74% have never heard of it before

SP Ship Stats: Eric Cartman x Wendy Testaburger

41.33% of people ship it

58.67% of people don’t ship it

of those who ship it:

43.55% think it’s popular

51.61% think it’s uncommon

4.84% think it’s a rarepair

SP Ship Stats: Eric Cartman x Heidi Turner

18.67% of people ship it

81.33% of people don’t ship it

of those who ship it:

50% think it’s popular

50% think it’s uncommon

SP Ship Stats: Stan Marsh x Wendy Testaburger

73.33% of people ship it

26.67% of people don’t ship it

of those who ship it:

93.64% think it’s popular

6.36% think it’s uncommon

SP Ship Stats: Butters Stotch x Lexus (“Raisins”)

11.33% of people ship it

88.67% of people don’t ship it

of those who ship it:

17.65% think it’s popular

35.29% think it’s uncommon

47.06% think it’s a rarepair

SP Ship Stats: Butters Stotch x Charlotte (“Where My Country Gone?”)

44% of people ship it

56% of people don’t ship it

of those who ship it:

13.64% think it’s popular

63.64% think it’s uncommon

21.21% think it’s a rarepair

1.51% have never heard of it before

[spshipstats]

Hey ^^ I’m so sorry to ask, but what are the 10 Most ‘rarpaired’ rn??

No need to be sorry anon! People are free to ask for certain stats at any time.

I will say, I'm a little confused on whether you're asking for the 10 rarest pairs or the 10 pairs that have been marked as a "rarepair" by the highest number of people. Since trying to figure out how to define a rarepair seems hazy (i.e. is that not the same as least shipped? or should I go by most unheard of instead? if so, what about the pairs that aren't even in the survey but that i've gotten suggested to me?), I'm just going with the latter 😅

So, with the survey at 131 responses, here's the 10 ships that the highest number of people have marked as "rarepair"! The number in parenthesis is how many people consider the pairing to be a rarepair. For ships that were tied (i.e. same number of people considered them rare), I ordered them based on the percentage of people who shipped it overall.

10. Kyle Broflovski x Clyde Donovan (60)

12.21% of people ship it

9. Stan Marsh x Clyde Donovan (60)

11.45% of people ship it

8. Kyle Broflovski x Butters Stotch (60)

8.39% of people ship it

7. Stan Marsh x Nichole Daniels (61)

6. Kenny McCormick x Kelly ("Rainforest Shmainforest") (62)

35.11% of people ship it

5. Kenny McCormick x Jimmy Valmer (62)

19.08% of people ship it

4. Tweek Tweak x Clyde Donovan (62)

16.03% of people ship it

3. Wendy Testaburger x Nichole Daniels (63)

2. Wendy Testaburger x Red McArthur (65)

29.77% of people ship it

1. Stan Marsh x Tweek Tweak (65)

19.08% of people ship it

Hopefully this is what you were looking for anon! Thanks for sending in an ask!

[kennys-parka-jacket]

Kelly: 🎵Pooooolly wooooolly doodlealltheday. Sing polly doodlealltheday. Pooooolly wooooolly doodlealltheday. Singin'pollywollydoodlealltheday. Fairtheewell, fairtheewell, fairtheewell, fairtheewell, fairtheewell my mary may. For I'vegonetolouisianafortoseemysusieanna singin'pollywollydoodlealltheday. Pooooolly wooooolly doodle all the day. . . 🎵

(2 hours later)

Kenny: 🎵Pooooolly wooooolly dundundadada. Sing Polly dundundadada...🎵 Grrrgh. I don't even *know* that song and you got it stuck in my head