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Interns and Interims: part 1

"The hazard bays for ports one and five aren't sealing, Tormund."

"That's the third time this cycle! Which one of you limp dicks let the interns near the airlocks?"

And suddenly, suspiciously, the engineering crew for engine four of the intergalactic exploratory vessel Gle'ertas grew quiet. Not a whisper of sound could be heard from the gathering of Glortarn and Human and S'trr'lx entities. The gathering stood still, all with bowed heads, avoiding the gaze of the token red head of their group.

"Did I stutter, Altii, when I said to keep the interns away from necessary functions or couplings or processes or anything at all required to keep this ship safe and in peak operational form? Did I not speak clearly when I said that this latest batch of cream puffs from Central were here on some desk jockey's say so, with no practical experience concerning anything to do with maintaining a deep space vessels functionality?!"

"No, sir. You did not in fact stutter, though your voice was raised past your usual vocal range for pleasant speech."

"You're god's damned right it was! This is the third incident! In two cycles! You were told to throw them an outdated spanner and into a padded room with a program to write for changing the color of the lights in the John!"

"I did not think you were speaking literally, sir."

"I was. I'm sure that now you know why I told you to treat them like toddlers, yes?"

"Yes, sir."

"Well then. Two questions remain. Where are those pea-brained idiots now, and who left them near the hazard bays?"

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