#spacetrashpile

[operationslipperypuppet]

it’s no longer dragon pussy day, but i am curious about those average episode time stats you mentioned having if you’re still willing to share?

excellent question! also if anyone has any question about episode lengths/averages feel free to ask whenever, this is a fun spreadsheet

you were very unspecific so i'm gonna give you a ton of averages (all the averages) (please note that the only episodes this Doesn't include are non-canon boobs episodes. i just haven't logged those yet)

overall average (of the 295 episodes i have in here): 1:44:23

averages by DM Murph: 1:47:00 Caldwell: 1:42:18 Emily: 1:41:44 Jake: 1:11:10

averages by campaign One: 1:48:18 Two: 1:46:27 Three: 1:45:30 Triny (OG): 1:58:07 HBS: 1:50:15 Twanc: 1:49:29 Blazing Babe: 1:19:04 Skaldova: 1:11:10 (obviously the same as the jake average) Trinystrahd: 1:21:16

hope that was sort of what you were looking for!!

[betweenlands]

hi i just wanted to say thank you for the constant literary analysis out here. i just graduated myself and also happened to be spending the entire semester vampires was coming out during writing a relevant thesis/taking a relevant senior seminar class (mine being on dracula and vampires) so basically every time you say stuff about vampires i’m like “oh thank god somebody gets it”

OH MY GOD??????? that's so funny, hello? like, the literary analysis in general from us being applied to our latest interest is one thing. cannot imagine how ridiculous it must feel when, during the semester one of your courses covers seminal work of literature The Guy That Kills You With A Knife, a new SMP concept is announced and it's called the Knife Murder SMP. and then people are constantly wrong about it.

insane. i think we'd die. giving you like half of whatever badges of honor we've earned from our own analysis tbh.

[catebees]

i love your templates for the rooks! if you'd be willing, could you share the icons you made? i love those old templates and you did a great job replicating the style of them.

So! I'll start by saying I am not Marian Churchland and if they ever wanted to make a new batch of icons for Veilguard I'd switch over to those immediately. In the meanwhile I made these as an experiment :) Feel free to use them if you'd like!

[sillyfairygarden]

hi! if the offer is still on the table i'd love to see you draw drift and/or shelby vsmp :D

had to look up what she looked like because i have admittedly only engaged w/ v!shelby via fanart osmosis.... here u go and ty for ur scientific contributions ^_^

[sonicmike7044]

Wowie I sure am posting this to tumblr right on time :D

[pixlostinatos]

DAY 14: CATS/DOGS

i figured most people were gonna draw the gatos or the wolves for day 14 so i decided to draw the REAL mvp of the double life season. and her two humans human-adjacent caretakers. shout-out to bird i love you bird

[wengine]

17 from the writing wrapped game?

17. there beneath (the oh hellos) “There beneath the willow tree / I learned a lot about the way of things”

Jimmy dug a finger down into the soft clay on the shore, watching the way the water rushed to fill it in. “There’s crabs in the water.” Pix watched as the soil shifted, carried by the water to fix the hole. “Codfather-” “Let’s get some. We should have them for dinner,” Jimmy interuppted. The moon shone down over the water, lighting the water copper blue. Even in the dark, Pix could tell Jimmy’s bare eyes were wet with tears, too.

send me a number 1-100 and specify its for a drabble :P

[blazeball]

if it helps there’s only one blaseball question so you’re not missing much. the question was along the lines of: “in season one of blaseball, the commissioner opened the forbidden book of blaseball which summoned a solar eclipse. the umpires’ eyes turned white, jaylen hotdogfingers was incinerated, and a hellmouth opened in the moab desert.”

I STILL WANT TO WATCH IT SO BAD. i love when people acknowledge blaseball it makes the last 4 years of my life feel real