#spam text

[zhuzhudushu]

Learning Chinese from Spam Texts 3

This is a short one but cracked me up!

Part 1 / Part 2

愿你每天都有心情，生活充满阳光。

生词 Vocab:

愿 / yuàn / to wish, hope, vow

充满阳光 / chōng mǎn yáng guāng / sun-drenched (lit: to be filled with sunlight)

Translation:

Natural Translation: I hope every day you are happy, your life filled with sunlight. Literally: Hope you everyday have a good mindset, life sun-drenched.

[jakegyllenhaalsteeth]

no she ain’t little bro

[randomly-generated-posts-machine]

No! carbonic acid will kill the patient! She needs Spamton to live

[lemonqueentm]

I responded to a spam text with a link to ao3 under the Human Centipede fandom.

[mudwerks]

weirdest spam text I've ever gotten

so far

[vavuska]

That vast majority of Go Fund Mes, regardless of the country of origin, range from "Sus" to "are you goddamn kidding."

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

For YEARS I have been receiving the same spam texts, "Anastasia, I never heard back from you. I can quickly give you pricing on medical plans. Do you need a quote on individual or family rates?" Always addressed to Anastasia, always from random Midwestern area codes, almost always this exact string of words verbatim. I immediately block the numbers sight unseen, but they NEVER STOP! I get them almost once a month, just randomly enough that I can never predict it.

Is this a common scam, or have I been swept up in something specific? It feels like someone is using my phone number and signing me up for something, but it's always the same, never more, never less. It's gotta be a bot because a human scammer would probably try and shake things up or escalate.

[m0ther-of-p3arl]

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