The Autobot Department of Spark-eater Safety
(Aka Ratchet)
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Vechicon: If I'm ever killed by a Messenger just know my last words were “Here birdy, birdy.”
Ratchet: Primus help me.
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Starscream: You're not my master!
Ratchet: Don't sass me.
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Breakdown: But what if it just wants a little snuggle?
Ratchet: BREAKDOWN THIS IS NOT A CUDDLE BIRD, THIS IS A HAZARD CHICK - NO TOUCHING!! 🙅🚫
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Soundwave: But. I. Want. To.
Ratchet: I don't care.
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Steve: But it is cat, I want to pet cat. Please.
Ratchet: No.
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Knockout: 1,000,000,000% letting this fluff ball in my room.
Ratchet: What did I just say, Knockout????
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