Deadpool in a snare: we can of something
Spiderman: ok let’s play, I see with my little eye
Spiderman: someone who wears red and black and doesn’t know when to shut up
Deadpool: is it me?
Spiderman: it’s always you.
seen from Sweden
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Deadpool in a snare: we can of something
Spiderman: ok let’s play, I see with my little eye
Spiderman: someone who wears red and black and doesn’t know when to shut up
Deadpool: is it me?
Spiderman: it’s always you.
“Man to Spider-Man... I just want to, you know... Thanks. I have to say thanks. Thanks for believing I could change. I know... I know I hardly deserved the chance... But you gave it to me anyway... And even though my wife wouldn’t come near me with mystique’s lady parts... I’ve never felt so good in my life. You did that for me.”
“Feeling’s mutual. And P.S., I didn’t do much. You just finally got it through your thick skull... you’re a good guy. Good guys stick together. Nothing’s gonna change that.”
Spider-Man/Deadpool
Wade *a panicked pansexual*: guys are hot
Wade: girls are hot
Wade: non binary people are hot
Wade: why is everyone hot
Peter *a woke gen z*: global warming
Wade: Look I know you don’t trust me. Hell, I know you don’t like me, but I don’t care. I love Peter with all my heart. He’s my everything. So I don’t care if you’re not happy about us, because we’re happy.
Tony: …
Peter: Tony, he really does make me happy.
Tony: As long as Peters happy I guess I can learn to like yo-
Wade: *Coughs*
Tony: *Suits up and throws Peter behind him* Never mind get Out
Peter: *is shirtless*
Wade: *stares at Peter’s chest*
Peter: *covers chest* Stop staring at my chest you pervert!
Wade: I’m not staring at your chest, I’m staring at your heart.
Peter: *blushes* You’re so sweet
Voices in Wade’s head: *Shocked* You're a genius!
Peter: So Wade what did you do today?
Wade: Nothing
Peter: You didn’t do anything today?
Wade ( Covered in bullet holes ): ...Nope
Wade: *sneaks into Peter’s room in the middle of the night*
Wade: Hey Peter ready to go?
*Lights turn on*
Tony: ...
Wade: Shit wrong universe.
Wade: *snaps fingers and turns into dust*
Tony: ...
Tony: Jarvis call Peter