The idea of Rodimus literally being Primusā favorite is insane. I don't think Cybertronians have ever been human normal about exhibiting affection.
If Rodimus Prime wasn't a coward he could bend over and tempt god to fuck him. But he's also kinda got perma-virgin energy. I think he has a sex drive, but Hot Rod was treated as a younger bot, even after and maybe because of destroying Nyon. There was his stint with the Wreckers, but that's no good way for a 'bot to get his seal broken.
..stupid, but transforming into Rodimus Prime after the Matrix incident has a NUMBER of consequences, and I think one he doesn't notice until everything dies down is. He's got seals again? After all those millenia of jacking off and having mediocre interface, his array is brand new?
He would be teased if anyone found out! It's lame! Rodimus isn't in his thousands anymore! What kind of bot like him is a walking disaster and a relationship-less loser?
Drift probably would offer to frag him but it feels inherently wrong. They're friends, amica. And Drift's never really expressed an interest in interfacing. The sports car isn't a prude, but he's largely unfazed by the purposefully seductive or lewd callouts, advertisements, or any dirty jokes. It'd probably be fun, something they could laugh about later, but it wouldn't be.. real.
Not that Rodimus is a romantic. It's cute, but he wants to feel sexy, you know? Squishies find his sleek curves and pointed edges hot, but gets passed over by the company he wants. Was Hot Rod cuter? Is Rodimus too much, now, too big, too dumb, too arrogant? It's looking like he's gonna find a mirror and try to unseal himself.
Consider,, barbed penises on Cybertronians to penetrate through valve seals and hook into the gaps between calipers. As a treat. Roddy's just gotta track himself down a 'virgin-killer' and maybe pregame it with a little engex. He remembers what it was like the first time. It was completely shredded, more than the stories of tearing off in one piece or more uniform holes. He was picking the scrap of his seal out of his valve for two days, because he didn't notice.
Hot Rod, of course, still had marching orders despite all the whining he wanted to do. His array hurt, his backstrut ached, the engex hit him in the morning, and even willingly doing his warm-ups didn't make the overcharge fade fast enough.
He had better standards than that now, obviously. It didn't take more than a week and a few suspected moments of privacy for him to touch his array for something other than maintenance. And if, for some reason, he just couldn't reach overload, he'd resign himself to playing lighter. He got scolded a few times for wasting fuel, but the amount of charge running through his lines was enough to start a flame with a fast enough servos over his own Primus-damned wounds.
I don't think his interface life really improved. He hides behind the rumors people start up about him even though no one close to him really believes them, doesn't accept pity well, and is so stubborn that the idea of actually asking someone doesn't occur to him. He's hot, right? Surely someone wants to clang that?
He wanted to have an actual story this time if he was going to be forced to deal with this slag again.
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Hot Rod, angry little twunk: how the FRAG does a bot get laid around here
5 bots who'd probably do him if he asked:
Rodimus Prime, twitching: Ahahhahhaha, not this again, nope nope nope-
Accidentally knotting Deepstrider but the knot isn't all the way in so you're stretching his rim, you try pulling it out but it won't budge and same thing goes for when you try to push it in
To make it worse, imagine if it was supposed to be a quickie in between work
-wife anon
It's a fun mod to have, but a mortifying situation to be stuck in. Deepstrider's probably dubious of you having the knot active at all while you frag, but he's not really the type of guy to turn down a quickie. It certainly makes him feel more desirable than finding an isolated spot to get himself off during a charge flare.
The awkward positioning makes me think, maybe, you were a bit too eager. 'Strider's weak in the knees, valve stirred full of spike while his drooling folds are stretched apart by the bulge of your knot. Trying to pull out is impulse, but all it does is jostle you. Deepstrider begrudgingly agrees to you trying to knot him properly to get it fixed, but trying to pump your spike further into him still has the mass of your knot stuck in place while your protoform stretches out and the shape of your spike slides a few more pathetic inches into him.
It, admittedly, kind of feels good, stretching him so wide and having your spike swallowed into his warm valve, but Deepstrider clocks back into coherence in between a few involuntary thrusts of his hips. He's busy. He doesn't have the time for a slow fuck while your diagnosis systems try to come up with a solution other than busting a nut and gaping his valve until it goes down naturally.
"I'm not much into permanent or even long-term processor adjustment or dumbification, particularly because I'm tired of those kinks being used to kinda defang Prowl or make him more palpable for some people." I personally like it šµš° š¢šÆ š¦š¹šµš¦šÆšµ, if whoever's writing him basically rewrites too much of his personality for whatever reason I just drop the entire fic, I used to have more neutral feelings for Prowl but I've started to like him way more than I thought I would
Had to look up the definition of concubine cause I didn't want to accidentally misuse the word and I found out about consorts and thought that they (as in the Prowl family and Deepstrider) would work better as consorts because they're higher ranking but at the same time concubines were expected to bear children, concubines could actually become consorts if they gave birth to a boy
"The cons are they may plot to kill you, anyone around you, generally dip if they aren't there 100% willingly, and would sabotage something if it led into a circumstance they want." No one said having four hot babes would be easy but hey I'm here for a fun time not a long time, this got me thinking while I was making a charcuterie house (a gingerbread house but with things that belong on a charcuterie board) about them trying to kill their captor except all their plans are thwarted by the most simple stuff like getting poisons mixed up or I've conveniently bent down to pick grab something off the floor while a knife's thrown overhead and gets stuck in the wall next to me
-wife anon
Look, I love some silly intrigue drama, okay? Deepstrider maybe isn't initially part of the weird trio, but he's eventually adopted into it. Slowly. Prowl's the only one who like actually knows him, which isn't weird for Delta and Tangent, but still. Prowl doesn't hate him, which automatically bumps him up the list.
.. they've got bigger problems anyways. I don't know how something like this could happen, but mm. I'll be honest I can't stop thinking about silly CN harem drama novels. They're so bad and they fascinate me. Making Prowl your first wife implies giving him control over the household, which may be more than you want to do if you uh.. (cough) abducted him. Head consort might work for a temporary fancy title.. or try anyway. You said you're "here for a fun time, not a long time" yourself.
Concubines can be bought, gifts, political leverage.. those, the more important they or their connections are, the party organizing it might argue they deserve a distinguished ranking or placement as a consort instead. But since these guys might not have too much importance (anymore), it really is up to their theoretical duties and your whim as to what rank they are.
Honestly, maybe you're degenerate enough to not give them any sort of status until you've knocked them all up for the first time. It should distract them briefly, and maybe even Prowl works up from concubine. Have you considered being an even weirder individual with more 'spouses' than your Cybertronian spouses. r they just your recent indulgence. They'll live much longer than most of them. And bond more. Shame about the violence.
Trying to kill you and getting rewarded with slapstick scenarios might give Prowl an aneurysm. His resources are limited, but he's still a military strategist, and every failure just makes him loom more. He doesn't like doing his dirty work himself, but enough frustration, and your 'wife' might try to kill you with his bare hands.
Blocking off or plugging Prowl's spike because he's just an incubator and doesn't need it.. honestly, he doesn't really care. You could have it removed, broken into a spike-pussy, use it like a handle or invert it, force it to get hard, and simultaneously not allow it to pressurize outwards. Constantly walking around, filled with his own spike..
Primus.. body mod stuff. Putting blocks on their mods that could hurt you, leaving them with blunt servos and dead weight inbuilt weapons. But also making them 'sexier' by uncovering their pouches or outright removing their array panels. Maybe putting in an override so you can open them whenever..
I'll be honest, I just like plugs and doing weird shit with interface arrays. Slotting a vibrating plug that's all pretty and functional into his spike housing when you make him your official wife. He can clench on it, occasionally drip the weakest little stream of transfluid, but it's fixed into place so he can't push it out. Hrngh. Little. Exhibitionism moment because that's (one of) his symbol of being a wife, yāknow? He's allowed- or required to show it off.
That's annoying enough, trying to balance his image with what they are allowed to wear and reference the circumstances he's absorbed where different standards are acceptable. The actual plug doesn't bother him too much- other than the looks. Maybe there's a little o-ring or d-ring set into it where you could clip it to something. It's appeareance represents you or your establishment in one way or another.
The issue is when you turn it on. Do you use it like a clicker, a reward? A summoning bell? Do you press on it when you want him to pay attention to something, or do you give him the vibrations as a distraction? It's humiliating and he's learning to suppress his reaction to it, but just.. leaving it on while he's stranding next to you all nice and official like- like he would've as the autobot tactical commander, the SIC.
Fuck.. doing practically the opposite to Deepstrider's spike- because it's so pretty. Keeping his spike permanently hard and inflated so you can look at it and play with it properly. Kinda just turning him into a walking dildo. I kinda think they all deserve some kinda piercing that you can latch a leash onto. Handful of chains leading to spikes and valves.
Having Deepstrider or something at your feet instead.. not a really politically advantageous match. He's neurotic and intelligent and obviously ill. But his forge does its job, and he's the one allowed to stay overnight with you- the others only if they're absolutely exhausted.
It's because he's the least likely to dig his way through your alien chassis with whatever he can find, his bare servos, his denta. If you push him far enough, stress him out enough, that'll change, though. He's not very tolerant or sociable when he's mid-carriage. If you fuck up then, Deepstrider might not feel too bad. Probably a concubine initially who earns consort status for his fertility. Any rises in rank or a promotion after that is probably pressured by a white painted hand on your shoulder.
Tangent is just enough of an aft under the pleasant face he puts on to be tolerable to take care of, but not the favorite. He's coping by taking it too seriously, so he's probably gonna go around doing whatever Prowl asks him to do between actually playing concubine/consort. He'll be your set piece, sure. Might encourage you to sleep with him when he's bored, but as much as he might seem like a decent mech to rant to, he's pretty much unsympathetic more than less.
Deltashock is your handsome consort- shiny wings and steady servos. She's not a wife because no one is pushing for it, probably only this far for her even voice and ability to nod and look like she's interested. She's not exactly in the position to fill her normal domme angle, not in a way that isn't strictly regulated and tense enough to kill her appetite. Most likely to frag other people, honestly. She doesn't have a huge interface drive, but she knows how to take advantage of what she has. It's anywhere from touching the rest of your harem without asking to tempting your friends, visitors, to come into her little boudoir.
What are you gonna do to punish her? Demote her? Take away her Prowl privileges? She knows you're too fascinated with her to really hurt her. Combined.. They're all really hot and really awful. To make it work without frustrating murder plots.. gotta have a big alt universe where it's vaguely normalized, and then give them things to do they actually like. Or your harem will band together, quarter up your body, play mournful, and dip before anyone can move them to another location.
Getting Prowl to willingly marry you is a process, and you gotta have some benefit, even if it's just a friend of yours he might find useful. Marrying his sparklings.. you gotta play that carefully. If you take them all into your household at the same time, maybe you could try to convince him consorts get treated better than vassals or what are technically bastard children. Just try to dodge the 'going to obligated to frag them stupid and knock them up' part in conversation.
Woe, terrible wife drama be upon ye. Deepstrider's charge flares are probably being ignored or handled by another concubine or consort. Maybe even your wife, if he's lucky. Prowl isn't supposed to be sharing a berth with you- for very good reasons, so he just recharges with everyone else.
Wrote this on and off all day. Tired. The quality isn't 100% but I promise I thought about it so hard.
I want Prowl so bad it's merely rubbing off on all of you. /lh
Since Thanksgiving is tomorrow I need Deepstrider to stuff me with so much of his transfluid it makes my protoform bulge
-wife anon
I don't personally celebrate for NA reasons, but I feel like it'd be morally wrong of me to not stuff someone full of cum. A pie for anyone who wants one,,,
You'd have to plan it a bit around his stamina and how much fuel reserves he has to keep going, but if you really want this maybe he could cheat a little by giving you more than a transfluid belly. Maybe just a bit of extra spike stuffing..
For leverage, you should stay underneath him, obviously, wouldn't want to lose any, would you? A bit of cushioning to lift your aft and hips higher, and he's willing to give it a go..
It was your idea, so I imagine you're plenty wet, but Deepstrider might be a bit anxious and soft. Is he going to be able to overload that much? Should he just try to stock up transfluid between overloads instead of overloading a ton? So he's a little squishy, a little shy when he sinks into you.
But Deepstrider's a slut, so he gets back into the pace eventually. He's gotta take it steady. So don't be too whiny, okay? He's doing what he can.
And your first load should make you plenty happy. Now- he just has to recover a bit.. ah. It feels like he's always teasing you, though. His pants and whines and the rise and fall of his chest get to you faster.
By the third load, it left his legs shaking, and your processor throughly uncaring of everything but the feeling of warm transfluid in your valve.
You'd probably just be happier when you felt more full, then, right? Activating his mods hilted and awkwardly rolling his hips to still prompt arousal is.. a time.
This way, none of your precious transfluid would spill out, rightfully indignation. And maybe he did get that budge in your belly.. after bullying him even more for a while.
"I think this particular toy could be kinda fun in a more level position, maybe scissoring?"
Hell yeah man, using a double sided dildo while scissoring Deepstrider would feel amazing....please write more about this I'm drooling rn..
The only reason I picked the amazon position in the first place was because, like you mentioned, the visual power dynamic and I wanted to have gravity aid me in slamming myself down on him
Deepstrider's stupidly, amazing, fat valve is probably gonna take most of the damn toy...fuuuuuck
-wife anon
Ooh you want your nodes to kiss so bad ooooh. Man. The initial penetration must be. Something. The easiest way would be to feed it into you first, probably, and then have Deepstrider pull his lips apart and sink on it, too. But the image of you both pushing inwards and getting crammed onto the toy depending on how wet you are is fun, right?
I think scissoring is visually interesting, too, even if it doesn't have the same power dynamic energy. Picturing your legs arching and flexing open and closed while you're getting rubbed is fun. He's a bit bigger, but probably not so much that you have to make your joints ache, right? It's kind of energy intensive, but being anchored on one end is definitely helping. It's just kind of wobbly.
You can't pull too far away from each other, or your toy might slip out.. that'd be so sad. Or maybe you'd get distracted rubbing your soaked nodes together.
I think he'd notice eventually, in a daze, that he's pretty full. He's so distracted by your valves kissing that it takes a moment, but maybe you get a little whiny about it. He tries to feed you more of it, but it's not the easiest task and mostly just ends with your valves so intertwined that they rub so sloppily you can hear every squelch.
Or maybe it does have a slipping incident if the ratio is skewed that bad. You're uncoordinated at first because you don't quite know how to sync up yet, but maybe you two pull a bit too far apart, and instead of flopping out of both of you, the toy is drooping out of your conjunx's hole under it's weight, maybe bouncing a bit depending on the momentum. It's absolutely soaked, your fluids streaking it from head to head.
Deepstrider would look so lewd like that, spike poking out of his array in a different manner than usual. But then you'd have visual evidence of just how fat and hungry his hole is. And you could just swallow it with your hole too again, right? Maybe bully him into letting it slip out of him a bit more, forcing him to consciously clench down or lock his calipers in place so it's not so unfair anymore.
But how hard are you fucking him? If you're pounding him with reckless abandon, then it's mostly just another exhibit of making your conjunx fail on purpose. <3 He can't keep himself clenched like that when you're going so faaast, he can't keep uppp. And if he's doing things with his internal settings again to seize it in place with his calipers, he might as well take advantage and give you more, right? The sensation of you thrusting your hips into his is shaky, because it feels like he's spiking you with extra steps. How much do you talk him into handing over? Did you deprive his poor pussy and bully your own?
Mm. I'm really trying to picture how big the toy is. You have a bit of a size difference, but you've a bit of a size queen right in line next to your conjunx. If it was big enough to make both your pussies ache, then your scissoring would be a bit less athletic. If Deepstrider's valve lips were stretched around it, then I could only assume how stuffed you are. No petty length concerns there, I think. Just a mess on the floor, huh?
Fuck. The sizing makes me think of somehow getting to peg Deepstrider with his own inflated spike. Teach him what it feels like. I mean, I think it was originally installed with his specs as a base. And if it was meant to frag 'bots his size, then no wonder he's probably left a few minibots gaping before he conjunxed you. I dunno if he's exactly a bot that needs to 'learn his place' or be punished again, so maybe you just play it away as sharing the fun?~
Face him away, maybe, so he doesn't know just how much to expect. Have him put his thighs together and frag them, rubbing your strap against his valve. He's gonna wanna be nice and wet, right?~ So you should make sure his pussy drools allll over it before you even start playing with his hole.
Maybe you should finger him open, make him overload first. He's not gonna get the inflation experience, so he's gotta be wet and loose enough to take it at its largest. And maybe it feels like overpreparation, might even be, but sinking inside of his overstimulated valve with such a fat spike bullying him open will compensate plenty.
Just frag him while his hole is still dripping and fluttering. Watch his back arch and his legs accidentally slip apart and oh Primussss. It'd be so mean. But you love his spike, and you should make him love it too. <3
tangent is an armoured (?) car heās gotta be big to handle that alt. yknow. gotta have SOME weight on his frame. can I feed him. Itās in his best interest to be a little fat.
- (no idea what to nickname myself) anon
If you insist. He won't hate it, but he's a bit naturally vain, y'know? At least let him play with you back.
What kind of game..? Well. You'll find something. Do you like body mods? He kinda likes body mods. If he softens up for you a bit, can he get your spike pierced, maybe..? Once.. or thrice. If you get along, play nice with his family, maybe he'll let you feed him an entire cake, wouldn't that be fun?
Hi, yes. The post right under this one on my blog in chronological order? I did just put that up so I could post this. Have fun.
Deepstrider (tf oc) post about array mods, some size stuff, and blatant kink. Can be read as x Cybertronian reader. Switching included. :]
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Awesome cock, but if he's having casual interfaceĀ Deepstrider usually prefers just being a pillow princess. He's on the taller end for a grounder so this has occasionally meant positioning hijinks with smaller partners. Frankly, every Cybertronian who interfaces runs into positioning issues. There's a lot of surface area and hard edges to negotiate.
He'll use his spike if people ask. He's got a bit of a stuffing kink, so it's really not making him uncomfortable more than it is forcing him to put effort in. Anxious or not, Deepstrider can be just as much a lazy asshole as any other Cybertronian.
Getting him in the mood to legitimately top is a different story, and he rarely starts there. He gets these delirious smiles on his faceplates and has been known to accidentally put a dent or eight in his partners.
Fragging with his normal spike is fine, just as pleasurable, but he gets weird about using his mods and watching the expressions of his partner evolve. Pleasure, discomfort, satisfaction, pain.
It can be humiliating and a power trip. Sometimes he'sĀ depersonalized to just his spike, or the rock braced over someone who's sunk too full of him.
He's basically just a hypersexual autistic guy that's occasionally hung like a horse. Watching tiny bots writhe on him is fun, clicking his mods on and holding them on his spike is a power trip, watching their optics blow wide, their strangled half-words, the feeling of being hilted into something so tight.
And sometimes, for mechs that much bigger than him, he's a meeker mech who can scratch that itch. Deepstrider's a mess once people start ordering him around. If they wanna use him, he's game.
The spike mods themselves are somewhat configurable. It's not a massive size increase, but enough to be uncomfortable- more than expected.
But he looks so happy pressing on your protoform. There's the slightest bulge and Deepstrider only makes it more obvious when he flushes like he's drunk and rolls his hips in an attempt to get farther inside. His black servos trace the shape as it shrinks when he pulls back and grows on the next thrust inwards.Ā His stamina is fine, but he'll try to overload based on yours, whether that means denying himself one entirely or practically falling to pieces as he tries to hold on.
He'd be even stupider if you could put a bulge in his belly. Big enough to handle him a bit, grasp him by the edges of his plating. Force him to get off his lazy aft and beg, ride you or stretch his arms around your helm to melt into your contact. Or you could toss him down and watch his faceplates twist as you ease into him at whatever pace you'd like. Components in his legs practically start vibrating with how hard they're shaking as your spike gradually settles deeper.
Either way, he doesn't complain when you guide his servos to that place right above his array so he can feel it gradually shifting, dates.
If you press into it yourself, grasp his hips and make sure his valve is full as you can get, he'll probably be too distracted shaking off cooling errors before he notices you groping your own spike through him. He's practically boneless, whimpering and mindlessly clenching down.
It absolutely aches, might flat out be painful based on how large you are and how ruthlessly you use him, but he loves it. Deepstrider is a filthy masochist if it means you'll frag him. There's no need to be considerate with the communications specialist if you don't want to. Your could shoot your load over his chassis, stuff it into the deepest corners of his valve while he squirms and watch it eventually drool out of his greedy hole.
He's a bit cuddly afterwards, if not still a bit horny, but he doesn't actually wanna lie down for a nap until he's fussed over your plating and his. He'll shamelessly recharge with a load of transfluid filling his pussy, but he doesn't like the feeling of it drying on his frame.
If he spiked you, he'd be clucking about as much as a mother hen to massage your joints, clean you out, whatever you want within reason. He's perfectly open to lathing his glossa over your spike, bobbing his intake on it, but he'll gag if you actually overload in his mouth. He'd by far prefer you do anything else. Might wrinkle his faceplates a bit, but you could cum on his face. Or you could decorate his bumper. He's not incredibly endowed, but he has a pretty nice rack. Rectangular headlamps, very grippable cattle guard.
