Spinearl Week Headcanons
Spinel created a cute nickname for her gf inspired by a pink flower she spotted on Earth. (Not Rose, mind you; Sweet Pea.) And since Spinel adores horrible puns, she loves referring to Pink Pearl as her "pearlfriend" instead of "girlfriend"
Pink Pearl also adores soul-witheringly dorky, dad-grade humor, so these sorts of antics induce her exploding in gut-busting laughter. Spinel loves the sound so much she wants Peridot to record the sound and put it on a mixed tape
Spinel and Pink Pearl aren't repulsed by the concept of human food/eating like Pearl is. On the contrary; every single one of their teeth is sweet, and these two consequently have the diets of hummingbirds (Nearly pure sugar.) And all the appetite for it of starving piranhas. You know how it is with that white powder.
Spinel and Pink Pearl aren't ready to live together just yet; Spinel still has a lot of separation anxiety and requires a lot of attention, so she's still pretty clingy with the diamonds. White Diamond offered to build Pink Pearl a Homeworld palace of her own as restitution for that whole "thousands of years spent as a mind slave" thingy, but Pink Pearl declined and left to live on Little Homeworld. She just needs some space to figure stuff out (Preferably in an adorable little valentine's-pink cottage) after everything she's been through
Spinel totally understands, though it's very, very, very difficult for her to let go of her Sweet Pea every time the Diamond ship departs Earth. Or shortly after it arrives, for that matter
Spinel loves hugging Pink Pearl and would literally do it 24/7 if possible (Okay, maybe just 23/7 to break for ice cream)
Pink Pearl is touch starved (White Diamond wasn't exactly the touchy feely type) and loves clinging to Spinel like a koala
The fact that Spinel doesn't have more arms to hug her pearlfriend literally keeps her up at night
One of the reasons why Spinel would like to learn how to fuse is the hope that she'd have more arms to hug her girlfriend
Pink Pearl isn't the only reason Spinel gradually starts wanting to visit Earth more and more often, but boy howdy if she isn't a serious incentive *Coughs* Whipped *Coughs again*
Spinel's Diamond moms love teasing Spinel about her (Although not so much as to send her over the edge) And Spinel gets hella flustered each and every time
Ruby/Sapphire might've been Steven and Bismuth's favorite, but now they've got a tie with this sickeningly-sweet duo
Spinel and Lapis can relate to each other a lot for obvious reasons and become friends
They also reluctantly go to therapy together
As a matter of fact, EVERYONE in this series goes to fucking therapy
Spinel eventually graduates from "I Hate Steven" to "Anyone Hurts My Precious Cinnamon Roll Will Be Shot On Sight If I'm Feeling Generous" (Needless to say this applies to Pink Pearl also)
Pink Pearl likes hanging out with the Off-Colors, because if she's different-looking even among gems no one bats an eye (Pun intended)
Pink Pearl likes confectionary so much that she wraps up boxes of Lars' pastries to ship around the country (His business is very successful
She's still getting used to the idea of currency, let alone being a compensated employee, so she specifically requested to be paid in donuts
The number Spinel and Pink Pearl love to fusion dance to is one of the most famous songs of the 1930's Big Band Era: Benny Goodman's zany "Sing, Sing, Sing" instrumental
(You listen to this classical tune and tell me it doesn't suit these goofballs)












