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Spotify: hey we implemented Genius as a thing now

Me: cool

Genius: *continually reminds me of music artists being dead*

Me: :'))

FUUUUUCK

Guys it's official

tøp are leading the modern emo era

Me: I don't feel so good today, do you have any jams to cheer me up?

Spotify: Sure here's a chill playlist!

Spotify: BABY TAKE ME BACK I MISS UR TITTIES MAN I JUST WANNA BE STRAIGHT WITH YOU

Me: ok, skip

Spotify: HETEROSEXUALITY! YEAH!!

Me: c'mon there has to be something

Spotify: I LOVE YOOOOUUUUUU SOOOO MUCH GIRL! WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME? ALL I DID WAS TOUCH YOUR BOOB!!!??

Me: Last chance. I really need this ok.

Spotify: I KNOW YOU LOVE ME I SEE IT IN YOUR EYES I'MMA CUM IN YA

I have so many different songs on Spotify but it keeps paying the same twenty over and over.

How I bought Ever After

Me: I'm going to listen to this album on Spotify one more time before I buy it.

Spotify: You don't get to pick the order you listen to songs. We get to pick the order you listen to these songs unless you pay us $10/month.

Me: You know what fuck this imma just buy it.

Spotify are you trying to get me to work on Winter instead of school or to cry. Because if I work on the part this song is for I will definitely cry.

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