Lion Guard incorrect quotes part 2: shipping edition
Janja: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy. Jasiri: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep. Janja: I said within reason, Jasiri. How about I murder that guy? Jasiri: So murder is within reason but proper self care isn't? Janja: Well, duh. What kind of question is that? Kion: The moon looks beautiful, doesn’t it? Janja, looking at Kion: Yeah… but do you know what’s more beautiful? Kion and Janja in unison: *sighs* Jasiri Janja, trying to flirt: So, you come around here often? Kion, confused: I mean, this is my home, so yeah. Janja: *pretending to joke* So when are you going to go out with me? Kion: I don't know. When are you going to ask me to? Later: Jasiri: And you just ran away?! Janja: I didn't expect them to flirt back! Kion, throwing his head into Janja's paws: Tell me I'm pretty! Janja, lovingly stroking their mane: You're pretty darn annoying, that's what you are. Kata: Why don’t you go talk to her? Janja, sarcastically: Oh. Yeah, sure. Kata: What? So you go tell her she’s cute, what’s the worst that could happen? Janja: She could hear me. Janja: I'm trash. Jasiri: As someone who's environmentally conscious, it's my duty to pick you up. Does later tonight work for you? Janja: Janja: You are smooth. Janja: And yes it does. (Season 1 Spotted Lion Polycule Au) Janja: Come on, Jasiri. Nobody actually believes that Kion is in love with me. Jasiri, to The Guard: Raise your leg if you think that Kion is helplessly in love with Janja. *Everyone raises their leg* Janja: Kion, put your paw down. Janja: Jasiri, I know you love Kion. I mean, we all do, he's a very nice guy and I love and respect him immensely. Janja: But I think they might be an absolute idiot. Jasiri, holding a rock: Janja just gave this to me and said "I feel like you deserve the moon but all I can give you is a rock". Kion: If you don't marry them, I will. Janja: Having two partners is both amazing and complicated. But all our problems are solved with communication. Jasiri: It’s my turn to cuddle Kion. Janja: JUST A LITTLE LONGER GOSH DARN IT!












