*us and spouse trying to figure out when little one doesn’t need booster seat anymore*
Spouse: “kinda weird that they need to be 5’ 9”, that means you need a booster.”
Everyone in front: *absolutely gagged by the audacity and that no one said it before him*
Celeste: “5 feet tall! 4’ 9” and I definitely meet the damn weight requirement!”
Spouse: *laughing his ass off* “that makes more sense. I heard it wrong. That’s hilarious.”
-Elara

















