Well guys & gals & non-binary pals - it's here. Another installment of That '70s Show original scripts! This week features S6xE20 Squeezebox.
Not a ton of changes from script to episode in this case, but as always, read on for my dutiful summary! (FYI the cast signatures are a re-print - though still cool!) I absolutely love reading through these and noting the different lines - I hope you all enjoy learning these details as much as I do! 😊
First up: confirmation that the Slurpee Slut's name is Chloe, for the record. It was never mentioned in the episode, though she was listed this way in the credits.
The first (small) change is Eric's additional line when Donna asks about Chloe/Slurpee Slut in the opening scene: "They're all crazy in that business, it's all that slurping." 🤣
Next we have an extra dose of "LOL Kitty is an alcoholic!"... sadly a theme this episode.
There was a longer exchange between Bob/Kitty/Red re: Bob 'welcoming Pam to the house'.
This extended interaction between Eric and Mitch. Apparently photon torpedos are from Star Trek, not Star Wars.
Also - Mitch bables about disco (??) and Kelso doubles down on his burn after learning what braille is. 🙄
Hyde and Red's scenes in the Toyota discussing the Pam situation were pretty much word-for-word, except for this added line from Hyde: "But it's like she's teasing us. It's haunting me, like a sexy, topless ghost."
This cut Eric/Jackie friendship moment 😩. Well, kinda. *lol*
More *lolz, alcoholism!* jokes. Kitty's not interested in the cake Pam brings until she learns it's a rum cake.
This is after its revealed that the guys saw Pam's breasts and Red asks Kitty what she expected him to do: rip the eyes from his head? She says yes, *lol*
Pam's story is slightly different, too. In the episode she says, "This isn't the first time my body has caused a fight. One time I caused a riot on a topless beach in Venezuela. Imagine what you saw, only all tanned and oiled."
In the episode, the scene ends after the guys walk out. In the script, Kitty and Jackie have the following exchange afterwards:
Kitty feeling jealous of Pamela winning her teen son's friends' affection -> 😵💫
Next up, Mitch originally tells Donna that not only does he think Eric and Chloe had sex, but that they probably had sex on Donna's bed while laughing at her (🙄)
In the final basement scene, Eric is less offended by Kelso's burn about him and more intrigued by the thought of Donna and Pam hooking up. 😂
I liked Eric's addition here about the time Donna had mono.
Their final exchange where they make-up is also slightly different from the episode:
And that's all she wrote!
Thanks for reading along with me, your host, @thatseventiesbitch!
Other Scripts I've Posted:
S2xE20 "Kiss of Death" S2xE22 "Jackie Moves On" S2xE23 "Holy Crap!" S2xE26 "Moon Over Point Place" S5xE21 "Trampled Under Foot" S7xE8 "Angie"
