#squidbillies rusty

[zeepatomicarts]

My take on @togekissangel468 / @angelsmultifandomzone ‘s “Wolfsquid” AU.

Thought I’d make Rusty look less like the average werewolf and more like a hybrid of both a lycanthrope and cephalopod, complete with the ears looking like the top of a real squid’s head. Another thing to note is that he’s very skittish in his weresquid form, similar to a black bear where they’ll run off if noticing someone and ends up attacking if they’re way too up close and personal.

[angelsmultifandomzone]

Warning: this post is about male pregnancy! If that makes you uncomfortable for any reason, you are free to scroll past this post and move on. Oh, and for those of you who think this is fetish shit like you'd see on DeviantArt, go touch grass and get your damn head out of the gutter, because that is such a chronically online assumption to make!

Also there's a dirty joke lmao

For Father's Day this year, I'm once again pissing off the anti-woke trumpies who've latched onto Squidbillies, this time by making “Rusty Cuyler mpreg” canon to EWiE!

Here we can see Rusty with little Donny growing in him, and he just can't wait to hold his little baby in his tentacles!

Pregnancy has had its ups and downs for ol' Rusty, but if you were to ask him if he'd do it again, he'd say “yes”! That's right, guys, a few years later, Rusty goes on to carry and give birth to Daniel!

Of course, some of y'all are probably wondering: how did this even happen? How is a squid even pregnant? Well, let's just say that Rusty is simultaneously the mother and the father of Donny and Daniel, and leave it at tha—

“Oh, it was actually pretty fun! First Tammi took my ‘matin' arm’ 'ere, an' then she stuck it up my—“

Oooookay, Rusty, I think you've said quite enough! 😳

So, basically, unlike that time his old man carried a hundred tiny little eggs, Rusty was carrying one single big egg, but when he still hadn't laid it after a month and a half had passed, he got an ultrasound done to check up on things, and was more than a little surprised when it was discovered that his egg “hatched” (and by “hatched”, I mean it somehow became a placenta!) inside him, and that little Donny was continuing to grow and develop! Now, I'm no doctor, but I'm sure that's all perfectly normal for an expecting squid/human hybrid!

[zeepatomicarts]

Chibi Rusty, because he’s an absolute shnookums and is way too underrated.

Seriously, give him some love please. He already suffers enough in the show he’s from.

[angelsmultifandomzone]

Believe it or not, the redneck squid (who's actually a half-human half-squid hybrid) who's a father of seven is in fact not the weirdest guy working at this Waffle House in Elberton!

If anything, between such colorful people like an overly flirtatious woman with a huge oversharing problem, a complete nutcase who believes in incredibly wild ideas (such as squirrels being furry little menaces that are constantly plotting against him), a seemingly normal lady who's a Waffle House worker by day and an amateur mad scientist performing experiments in her basement by night, and a manager who may not be as human as he appears, the squid's actually the most normal dude working there!

Now tell him your order, he's got work to do and kids to feed!

[angelsmultifandomzone]

Demiboy Rusty PicMix because I am cringe but I am free~

[angelsmultifandomzone]

Squidbillies gave me a new addiction and that addiction is maternal instincts for Rusty

[zeepatomicarts]

Whether they’ve been muddin’, shootin’ some critters or pulling dangerous stunts with the Truck-Boat-Truck, the Cuyler Clan has existed on this earth for jussa’bout 20 years now..

Happy 20th anniversary, Squidbillies! Be sure to get yerself a bottle of party lickor and get sideways to cellerbrate the anniversary of them Appalachian Mud Squids! WHOOAW! 🦑🍺

[zeepatomicarts]

October is coming, so have a spooky drawing of Rusty.