Crk beasts x reader fanfic thought dumping
Okay hear me out, cafe/barista AU with the beasts, where the cafe is really popular and they let the workers dress however they want, as long as money comes in, so imagine Silent salt using his armor with a apron and is called "the knight of silence" by the clients. Plus him randomly showing up with his horse to work.
Shadow milk being called "the deceitful jester", as he always messes up orders in some way on purpose, and is definitely always lying when customers ask him things, like "What drink do you recommend?" He's saying a random drink that he never even made in his entire life and probably tastes horrible. Or "Where's the bathroom?" And he'd point to the opposite side.
Eternal Sugar is definitely called "the lazy angel" as she usually makes drinks slowly, and yet most customers (especially men) forgive it as she just looks absolutely divine, how can someone be mad at someone so beautiful?
Burning Spice would be called "the destroyer" for obvious reasons. Every drink order he delivers has the markings of his claws or is a bit crumpled, not to mention he looks at customers like they killed his entire family or something.
Mystic Flour? I'm not sure how she'd be called, but maybe "the apathic perfectionist" as every drink she delivers is always perfect, 10/10 and has never failed an order in her entire time working. But she talks like a robot to customers and acts like nothing matters.
And reader? Reader would be just a worker who works there longer than them and likes alternative fashion.
I'm also thinking about the minions and the ancients being there along with other cookies... But idk.
I think if I do write the minions in, Candy Apple and Black Sapphire would be actual siblings in high school (10th and 12th grade, 15 and 17) who admire Shadow Milk for whatever reason (Candy apple a little too much, but it'd be like a high school kid crush.).
Cloud Hatae would be in like 8-9th grade and would go to the cafe by themselves only when Mystic Flour is working, other wise he'd only go if his mother (who's very much alive here, thank you) would ask them to buy her a coffee when she's working (definitely working from home and they live near the cafe). Maybe Mystic Flour stopped some kids from bullying poor Cloud Hatae, so now he likes her.
Nutmeg would probably be out of highschool already, being like 19 and still undecided if she wants to go to the military or become a police officer, and yet something she likes is working out. Maybe she'd admire that Burning Spice works out too (bro has VERY visible muscles k?dude literally works without a shirt.) but she wouldn't really like the way he stares. It's creepy.
Paviola and Sugarfly would be the highschool sweethearts who stayed together and even now that one is in college and one is working, they're still dating and go to the cafe in most of their dates.
Oh! And I can't forget Peach Blossom! He'd be a regular, always coming at the same time every day and ordering the same thing, a Peach Raspberry Lemonade. No matter if it's winter or summer he's having his drink.
And then there's Silent Salt's "minion", idk what he is to my beautiful husband, but he looks old so I'm letting him stay old. Plus probably works at a cemetery and needs A LOT of caffeine, so he's a usual client. Like Peach blossom, he's at the cafe everyday at the same hour ordering the same thing.
White Lily works part time, she's in college and got in with a half-payed scholarship, not to mention she had to pay her mini ass apartment, as she's the one who probably picks up extra shifts.
My girl Golden Cheese also works part-time and is in college (all the ancients are if I'm being honest), she's in the business mayor along Dark Cacao, and idk what to say anymore.
Talking about Dark Cacao, this is totally unrelated, but his favorite client is Peach blossom. That dude is chill and they like eachother.
Pure Vanilla is probably who worked there first of the ancients, then mentioned to his friends that the job payed good and that he worked there after college.
And HollyBerry! Girl already frequented the cafe in her highschool years, and now she's working there, ironic, isn't it?
I think the beasts + reader would be around 26/27, and the ancients college age, like 21-23.
I'm probably gonna write this? Absolutely. But only after my beloved beautiful majestic Silent Salt comes out, as I don't want to get his personality wrong. (I'm cheering for his horse to be called pepper btw.)
Damn. Just realized how long this post is after finishing writing 😭