#stabby anon

[normal-uncle-alfon]

Wait...

You're a part of his ( @literal-legend-rabbit ) family!

*stabs you and runs away*

What do you think you’re—!

*was stabbed in the exact same place he was stabbed when he died the first time. Realizes this very slowly before looking around the house to try to find some read potions without letting @luherooflegend know*

[therealgenli]

YOOO *STABBITY STABS YOU IN THE HEAD, violently*

[She lets out a shrill, blood curdling scream as the knife pierces straight through her skull. Red hot pain flares through her head, blocking out any rational thoughts.] [She doesn't have any time to process her injury. Her legs give out. The world starts to blur. She hears someone screaming... ...Kheel..? ....Tulin...? She doesn't know. She can't tell. She can only see red....] [That red doesn't take long to fade to black.]

@therealkheel @therealtulin @evil-off-brand-halloween-ghost

[the-lu-hero-of-twilight]

[Just as you exit the portal, someone rushes through the gathered group, eyes sharp with murderous intent. They unsheathe their sword, grabbing you by the pelt with their free hand and slashing diagonally across your chest. You can already feel that this is by no means a shallow wound. They raise a leg and kick you in the stomach, forcing you down to the ground and wiping their blade on your tunic. Once finished, they drop their sword and take off running as fast as they can to escape the inevitable wrath of the group.]

*Twilight was walking through the portal, happy that Midna had decided to come through with him, and expecting that it would be safe on the other side, due to Legend being there, along with Fable and Hilda. Then, it happened*

AAH!

*He screams in pain with the slash in his chest, unable to do more than that as he falls to the ground, hardly conscious with the sheer pain of the long, deep wound*

(@normal-midna @literal-legend-rabbit)

[evil-echo]

FREE WEAPONS!!!! FREE WEAPONS TIME!!!!

*anon throws a glaive at you with surprisingly dead-on accuracy. It seems to be coated in something if the fumes it’s giving off are any indication.*

don’t forget to clean your floorboards

*they explode. there’s blood everywhere now.*

OW, WHAT THE ACTUAL- *A long string of profanities that nobody would dare repeat*

*She stares at the glaive now embedded into her stomach with pure malice, as if that would make it disappear. But there's*

*something

On the

Weaponnn*

*She can feel it seep into her bloodstream. Her vision is blurry. She falls to the ground.*

[ask--prosciutto]

You’re being annoyed by your teammates? I may or may not have a suggestion…

- Stabby Anon

No Stabby Anon, you are not going to stab my teammates.

[green-is-the-leader]

*stabby stabby* hehehe

[He had just been having a good time relaxing when someone suddenly stabs him in the chest twice and disappears into thin air.]

AUGH! WHAT THE-

[He pants heavily, hand against his chest in an attempt to stem the bleeding. He's clearly in a lot of pain. But he'll- he'll figure it out.]

[No need to- to bother anyone else... Maybe he should call for the others...]

[lovebugcody]

getting into an argument about ethan stealing your har that matches your outfit (literally his hoodie and jeans with some converses) and he snapchats you getting annoyed about it and sends it to the group and they bully you so much for it 💀

- stabby anon

"ethan come ooooon," your voice played through chad's phone as the group lean around to watch you pout, "i need that hat, it's the only one that goes with the fit." the others could hear his laugh, much closer than your voice what with him holding the phone

when you get to where ever you were meeting (they're picnic besties, even when chad pretends he's too cool for picnics), tara is mimicking your whined tone and anika is puffing her chest up to make herself taller

"it's just a hat, babe" anika does a terrible job at lowering her voice, but it gets the point across (also ethan never calls you just babe)

"but i neeeeeed it" tara puts the back of her hand to her forehead with a dramatic sigh

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asldfkajsdf i got carried awayy whooooops lmao

(also i read and wrote "it's just a hat, babe" with the voice bingo does when she's pretending to be the husband in bluey hehe)

[india-official]

My exams are not going well, tempted to stab someone-stabby anon

🫂🫂🫂 realistically, as long as you're not within failing level, it should be fine. Hope your next ones go better, stabby