#starcrew

[miapcain]

Making safety manuals for star crew

[pinklemonade0w0]

tw: Glitching and flashing!

Project: INDIGO

Star crews first enemy, INDIGO. The craziest and persistent one.

Wait till you meet her other pals ;)

[heartshapedcreaturefromcriptoon]

Listen ...I love and support the trans marco theory and I've personally subscribed to it as my personal headcanon for Marco too but there's no denying that the 20something (possibly older now, programmers don't update their shit even when oversharing) trans woman who coined it was a goddamn fucking tenderqueer who basically accused Meteora of being a pedophile and dropped the entire freaking rest of the show when her headcanons didn't play out 💯 how she wanted them to and then a lot of the cult following she gained from that headcanon followed suit and started making their own posts about "dropping the show" (that wasn't meant for their age range to begin with) a. because they didn't get what they wanted and b. because Meteora was apparently considered a "pedophile" now, despite her getting turned into a literal goddamn fucking baby in the end and despite one of the supporters of the trans marco theory on the crew at the time literally coming out as a trans man himself after the show ended, which my opinion, should have been more than enough of a win for a bunch of still presumably abled-bodied, grown ass adult trans femmes sitting around getting so fucking invested in a disney channel cartoon originally intended for, let's be honest, a 10 to 14 year demographic, and then letting themselves get panini pressed enough to start insinuating, if not. out right stating that the then main villain on the show (and the best main villain on the show. Bite me.) who again, later gets herself transformed into a baby, is a fucking pedophile just because the goddamn fucking disney owned kids cartoon essentially just decided to pull a reverse-and far more un-serious and lighthearted than that actual scene in Mulan-Mulan.

But LOOK at the way these fucking grown adults who fucking "dropped" the cartoon show intended for 10 to 14 year olds (over)reacted to this it's like:

Hm. I don't know girl, why was it in Disney's Mulan (1998) and why is it excusable for you to be like, 21+ or something and be reacting this way to a fucking kids show? Maybe you should've been watching FX's Pose or something live action if you wanted your trans representation to be something a bit more challenging than like a Latina "Disney Princess" named "Turd" who's still voiced by a White Boy IRL or better yet, maybe you should've been at the club connecting with actual Trans Women your own age instead of getting this angy over children's cartoons on tumbr to the point of accusing that shows villain, voiced by Actual Queer Icon Jessica Walter of being a "pedophile" before everyone gets to hate on her some more because she's the one who gets turned into a fucking baby because that was the only logical direction for her character to go in before she goddamn fucking killed everyone like the rightful queen out MILFING her own mother that she was but I don't know, I guess that you wouldn't really understand all that because you still wear overalls.

Here's another Petty Gay Concept, if you were seriously ever going to accuse Meteora/Heinous of being a "pedophile" towards Marco because you're that chronically online, then you don't get to be using any memes of her actual, IRL voice actress to express your backhanded praise for the representational things in the show that you do like. Yes I am gate keeping you. Cry about it.

The thing that really gets me with this though is the whole: "Heinous LITERALLY EXPOSES THEIR BODY-" like, um... girls?

... I... I can't believe I even have to "debate" this for a goddamn fucking Disney cartoon for Tweens like, the villainness "exposes" but a single fucking strand of chest hair on Marco, towards their neck area and does so by yoinking the collar of the dress down in a way that only allowed said single hair strand to 'poke out' and not so much as a nipple, if "MARCO'S BODY", or "Jennifer's Body", if you wanna be cheeky was as "exposed"as y'all wanna try and cry it is, than I'm sorry, but we would've seen some goddamn fucking nipple.

But course we didn't because despite all of y'all pearl clutching and quite frankly, collectively losing your goddamn fucking minds over a goddamn fucking cartoon chest hair because y'all never consumed a piece of actual adult live action media in your lifetime and you just expect children's cartoon to fill that gap for you ... Like yeah, you're still watching a goddamn fucking kids show ... Apparently some adults in the audience were mature enough to understand what we were getting into and who the intended audience for that actually was and some of us weren't. But in the end Marco was fine.

You know who (practically) wasn't fine though? Fa Mulan.

And yeah it really makes me wonder how the spoiled raggedy anne ass bitch who came up with the Trans Marco theory and then sparked an entire chain of angry 20somethings dropping a tween cartoon that wasn't meant for them, and then talking out of their asses about the villain being a pedophile when the entire canon didn't bend over backwards to confirm Marco being Trans or not, goddamn fucking reacted to this 27 year old disney film and in particular this goddamn fucking scene with this actually goddamn fucking disgusting racial caricature just fucking manhandling the titular character and throwing her to the ground upon discovering she has tits and while she's both injured wearing pratically goddamn fucking nothing but her bandaging and her blanket ... In the snow ... and fully then expecting her to beheaded in front of everyone by sword. I mean would they burst into flames if someone reminded them that a fucking Disney Movie like this exists if they think Heinous is a pedophile and Daron Nefcy did them that bad? Would they melt? Am I being too fucking harsh right now or it the Overall Wearing Rag Dolls who are soft? I just think "PIngs" TECHNICALLY ACTUALLY NAKED BODY HERE GOT LITERALLY WAAAAAAAAY MORE EXPOSED (AND TO THE ACTUAL, LITERAL ELEMENTS AT THAT) THAN "TURDINA'S", EVER WAS I'LL TELL YOU WHAT!

Oh, tell us about it, Janet! How dare they! How VERY dare they! Essentially pulling a Reverse Disney's Mulan in a Disney Owned show meant for tweenagers that a bunch of 20something tenderqueers got a little too invested in excepting to catered towards them! How absolutely Heinousss! Those Treacherous Starcrew SSSNAAAKES!!!

"On Earth, it's rude too tell people to 'Shut it!'" "Oh yeah yeah, that's rude on Mewni too! Look!"

"Oh yeah yeah, Girl! An extremely similar trope occurred with the Solider boys during the quite frankly much more intense and actually admittedly kinda violent 'gender reveal' scene than 'Turdina' ever got that I just went over with you in the 1998 Disney Classic 'Mulan', too! Look!"

And now I guess I'm telling you to shut it. Because it's almost like Nefcy and the starcrew did nothing wrong Marco/"Turdina" works just as well as Trans Metaphor as Mulan/"Ping" does nobody fucking said you couldn't still claim her but your headcanon just might not be that original or special, then? Deja fucking vu much? Because from the 600+ notes on that original post and just reading all y'alls overreactions to that episode and all your sheer overstatements of harm y'all make out like you were watching the fucking BoxTrolls or something ...Yeesh. 💀

But like, you're not watching The BoxTrolls and we don't even get any type of facial expressions to go along with the shocked reactions, only Marco's, and even then, the strongest reactions we get from the other princess's is literally: "Wait! Is that a hair?! That doesn't prove anything! Princess's can be hairy! We believe in you, Turdina!" And then Marco 'corrects' them on their own terms, and the Princess's make *le gasp* faces for like a literal fucking millisecond and then their Co Leader Princess Arms points out it "doesn't matter" but guess fucking what though? They still all thought Marco was a girl until Marco themself said something on their own terms to contradict that, and the whole thing is still objectively a lot less violent than the way literally practically the exact same fucking trope/scene originally played out in Mulan.

Like literally you know NO ONE was about to cut Marco's goddamn fucking head off with that chainsaw and they're literally wearing far more clothing than Fa Mulan ever was in her situation!

Girl literally had like four separate layers of clothing on that entire fucking time. Dress. Hoodie. Shirt. Pants. Which how you know I'm right about the infamous single chest hair being waaaaaay closer to the neck area than anyone thinks because the 600+ people on that post were accusing Heinous/Meteora of being a pedophile/child Molester than would need to account for the fact that if Marco and their actual chest area were being so badly "groped", "violated" and "exposed" there, than Heinous would literally have yanked through at least 3 layers of clothing just to get to Marco's Female Presenting Nipples. But of course we never see any Female Presenting Nipples because either Turdina is wearing four fucking layers of clothing here and never had her "BODY LITERALLY 'EXPOSED'" as much you think she did, which:

Or, the tenderqueers are literally freaking out over Cartoonists using Cartoon Logic. I can't.

Anyway, as much fully I support The Trans Marco Theory, I can't help but be reminded that its creator also supported Lily Orchard (CD-Call) for the longest time and I originally even checked Orchard out due her recommendation and that was the first time I'd ever (unfortunately) even so much as heard of Lily, but I immediately just didn't vibe with her at all, because in one of her svtfoe "reviews" she made an abrasive, trying and failing to be her idea of "snarky" explainer comment to Star about "teaching people in wheelchairs to walk again" and I just completely clicked the fuck off the video and never looked back.

The creator of The Trans Marco Theory also completely despised The original 'Rocky Horror Picture Show' and once went on record begging people draw her personalized fanart of "Princess Marco Turdina Sucker Punching the 1975 Rendition of Dr. Frank N' Furter from Rocky Horror in the face, Instantly Killing him! UWU" or some bullshit like that and I was kind of just sitting there like ...

Because at the time, I knew the 2016 FOX remake was also coming out and of course she was super ecstatic for that stinker, choosing to heap tons of praise on Cox in lieu of Curry, but of course I think that Tim Curry would've also experienced his goddamn fucking stroke and been a goddamn fucking 24/7 Wheelchair User (like myself) by this fucking time and it just seemed to be in extremely poor taste, tone death, tacky, disrespectful, entitled and ableist to me to be wanting to demand other bitches make you "fanart" of a fucking rando cartoon character committing violence against essentially still Tim Curry as a person, who still chose to take that role and Fran N' Furter being one of his greatest Live Action Iconographies and roles to play, if not being one of THE greatest roles he's ever played and the fact that she was saying spouting all this bullshit when the Curry was in his WHEELCHAIR by then it was just like. It was just a very Cringe thing to read, and I so wanted to give her a piece of my mind for it, but these Tenderqueers clearly didn't give a fuck about Jessica, so why should they have given a fuck about Tim?

And I know honey bunny didn't write this but there was NOTHING the fuck wrong with the episode, or the show as whole, actually. The only problem that svtfoe, Daron Nefcy, or the Starcrew ever had was an ungrateful fucking fandom wanting to have its cake and eat it too "Writing your fanfiction, and having your art" and having everything be YOUR way was all this fucking fandumb ever did, it doesn't matter if was Toffee, Globgor Toffee! Toffee as Eclipsa's son, Star as Toffee's Child, Festivia as Eclipsa's Child that Eclipsa had with a Hot Woobie Mewman Husband and Meteora being neglected and relegated to being Festivia's Personal punching bag who's Monster! bio daddy conveniently isn't around to help her deal with all that bullying by just squishing Festivia like a grape.. Globgor being dead, Starco being a thing, Starco being cishet, Tomstar being a thing Tomco being a thing, TomStar being a thing, TomStarco being a thing, Marco being Cishet in any of these things, or, even yes, your own Trans Marco Theory ever being a thing!

ALL YOUR THEORIES AND HEADCANONS TURNED OUT SELF CENTERED AND HALLOW WHEN YOU FOUND THEY WOULDN'T GET TURNED CANON BECAUSE PRACTICALLY ALL OF YOU FUCKING SUCK.

AND THEN ALL OF Y'ALL TURNED AROUND AND CRIED "BAD WRITING" WHEN YA' DIDN'T GET YA' WAY ABOUT IT!

LIKE NAW BABY, THE ONLY FUCKING PROBLEM HERE ACTUALLY WAS ALL OF YOU!

Come to think of it, I've never seen a better example of "The Right and The Left both have Problems" than the svtfoe fandom personified...

Right Side of the SVTFOE Fandom: We wanna watch these cartoon teenagers fuck like it's HBO's Euphoria! BECAUSE MARCO DIAZ IS A MAN! ;)

Left Side of the SVTFOE Fandom: Jessica Walter voiced a Pedophile! I can't believe they allowed this to air on Disney! Daron Nefcy is a Transphobic Genocide Apologist! Someone draw my favorite cartoon blorbo sucker punching Tim Curry in the face for me! I don't care if the man almost died from a stroke and is in a fucking wheelchair now JUST DO IT! UWU

Me, like a normal weird horny cripple girl who fell in love with this show in my early 20s: I just want REGULAR Default! Globclipsa porn and Rasticore/Meteora Mutual Masturbation/BDSM Fic and to maybe get a Cunty Aged Up Hyper Femme Version of Star tattooed on me one day 'cause my girlie deserves to be Immortalized like that as much as Meteora and Eclipsa! Genuinely what the fuck is WRONG with you people?! D:

[schlarklezyaoi]

worlds biggest germaphobe (jordan) vs has every disease and eats mud for fun (crumb)

[raurquiz]

#Happybirthday @HanaHatae #HanaHatae #actress #MollyOBrien #StarTrek #Thenextgeneration #deepspacenine #Renegades #5thPassenger #FamilyMatters #MySuicide #MonsterSchoolAnimation #TheCircuit #StarCrew #KitchenNightmares #ds930 #startrek56 @TrekMovie @TrekCore @StarTrek

[daronnefcy]

Cute Star Crew picture! I haven’t posted a picture of the Star Crew in awhile! This is the team working hard to make Star vs the Forces of Evil!  

[lmaonade]

whats your fav thing about the yakuza games?

god this is so tough. i think at the end of the day, my FAVORITE thing? is kiryu. but i love everything about the games? the stories are intense, the characters are always fun and memorable, it’s really cool and fun

[niggagenos]

unfollowed someone cause they didnt like kirby

how can you not like kirby thats like not liking breathing