#staring contests

[crmsnmth]

Lyrics To A Song Never Finished: Staring Contests

I'm whiny I'm neurotic And all I ever day is complain I'm a cynic World's biggest assholes And everyday is exactly the same I'm a loser I'm an addict So my hobby is dwelling on the past I was a drunk I was a junkie Chasing the high and avoiding the crash

I'm predicrable I'm insignifigant And I wish I had learned that long ago I'm mean I'm designed I hold too tight and can't let go I'm rude I'm crass I'm the reason behind your falls I'm god I'm the fuckin' devil And I still won't return your calls

What did you think would happen when you decided I wasn't enough for you? You gave me nightmares, though I already had them You blinked first You blinked first

I am vile I am ugly I am everything you ever called me I am useless I am just a waste You made sure I was what I'm supposed to be I'm anxious I'm spiteful I hold grudges as if they are my meals I'm violent I'm self-destructive Look in my eyes and tell me what I feel

What did you think would happen when you decided I wasn't enough for you? You gave me nightmares, though I already had them You blinked first You blinked first

You blinked

[garlicbreadfanatic]

Remus: *sliding onto the bench and pointing at Sirius and James* okay, what's up with these two?

Mary: they're having a staring contest.

Marlene: *leaning over* and neither will accept defeat.

Sirius:

James:

Remus: I can't- you just blinked??! so did you! what kind of contest is this???

James: Mary judged wrongly. It's not about who can go the longest without blinking. It's who can go the longest while looking into each other's beautiful, intense eyes.

Remus: ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW??!

[shana-rosee]

Gwen and Leon in a staring contest

So I probably thought about this too much 😆

When Gwen is little Leon always let her win but as they got older Gwen won more often than not.

When Gwen becomes Queen, at first Leon lets her win. He knows some nobles don’t approve of a commoner Queen so he tries to show it by deferring her as much as possible including in staring contests.

After a month tho Gwen starts one only to immediately blink on purpose so she can loudly say ‘you win this round.’ With the face stop letting me win or I’ll kick you. After that it’s really up in the air who will win because they are both super competitive about staring contests 😆

[marlinspirkhall]

Neurotypicals: What? Why can't you maintain eye contact? Loser.

Also neurotypicals: *invent staring contests*

[omegaplus]

# 3,042

Clay Rendering “Nature’s Confusion” b/w “Vengeance Candle” (2013)

Omega WUSB’s Year One gave this married outfit a spin of the wheel when this Russell Haswell-mastered (!) 7″ was released, but they didn’t have an effect on us...yet. We went to Hospital Productions’ 20th in Greenpoint where Mike & Tara Connelly (no relation to Chris but, man, do we wish) were on the ticket. That’s when we took that opportunity to soak it in and appreciate them more. They didn’t disappoint. The polarizing on-stage dynamics between husband and wife was a nice touch during their doom-rock set. You could see Tara more controlled and serene-in-motion standing behind the keys and beat machines while Mike revved guitar riffs with energy and enthusiasm while strikingly singing “she’s fucked!”. I guess he really got into it when he tried peeling off his wife’s hosiery and gently wrapping the mic-cord around her neck before ending their set with a kiss. It was only a piece of what would be a monumental noise / darkness festival and one of the best five days of my life. For our first show back to start Year Six, we did a double New York City label-anniversary tribute for Hospital and another favorite ours: Sacred Bones. We had to showcase them again with “The Pest” off of 2014′s Waters Above The Firmament as kudos to a performance well done.

Please keep in mind not to stare into’s Tara’s contemptuous gaze for too long. You will lose.

[angeltiddies]

Jensen can get his eyes locked in literally anyone else’s

[super-dunce-jill]

When I was a little girl, I was obsessed with staring contests and would routinely challenge my friends to them. The contest itself was sometimes difficult to carry out, as many of my friends were imaginary, but one match strikes me as particularly memorable. I was about seven years old at the time, and my friend and I sat cross-legged on opposite ends of my bed, each taking a few deep breaths to ready ourselves. After our breathing exercises ended, we counted to three then began. My friend and I stayed on my bed like that, unblinking, for hours. My eyes felt like deserts but somehow I managed to keep my resolve. I could tell my friend’s eyes were getting tired because she kept making funny faces and scrunching her mouth up as though the movement would aid her somehow. The next moment, her eyes started bleeding, and continued to bleed for several minutes. My bedspread was getting so messy and her face looked so funny that we both just burst out laughing. I’m pretty sure she blinked first.

[default-dog]

i dunno what to do with fans.. do i put them in the corner? do they occasionally provide air movement? im at a loss.. o~o @stubby-the-werewolf.. i have a feeling that default might win this one idk.. its all your fault @howlsnteeth!