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Hatchetfield Textposts (part Three!) [Part One!] [Part Two!]
[TGWDLM incorrect quotes part 1] [NPMD incorrect quotes part 1]
Deb: alice, i have to tell you something
Deb: i’m... gay
Alice: ...
Alice: dude we’re on a date, it’s not the time
No thoughts, head empty
Except for the song ‘long ago and far away’ from the Ani soundtrack playing repeatedly in my head
Black Friday characters during quarantine
Lex and Ethan: ignoring the orders to stay six feet apart
Tom: not ignoring the orders to stay six feet apart, stays six feet away from Tim
Tim: probably has corona virus
Wiggly and Uncle Wiley: probably created corona virus
McNamara: instead of wearing a mask, he’s wearing a watch
Paul and Emma: finally putting a label on their relationship
Linda: purposefully coughs on everyone
Becky: goes crazy and stabs people with needles
Gary: buys 726276382103 rolls of toilet paper
Gerald: upset that all the Cinnabons are closed
Man in a Hurry: he’s still in a hurry. For what? Idk
Hannah: literally the only person who’s okay with staying inside and doing nothing 24/7
Howie: freaking out every second of the day
Sherman: just chilling with his 850 wigglys
Frank: just wants to go back to work. Not because he likes work. Because he likes money