#stephen please

[dovelylark]

There’s Jack, finally having some good luck again, his fortunes improving, made post captain, in temporary command of a very well disciplined established ship, trying to do well with the crew of the Lively and keep afloat till he can pay off his debts, and then Stephen says, what a perfect time for me to put on a ridiculous outfit, insult everyone on the Lively the moment I’m aboard, and bring with me 60,000 bees

[tangents-within-tangents]

Honestly, my life has really been such a mess ever since Space Boy went on hiatus

[bishkebab]

I started reading the Wind Through the Keyhole and uh. Uh Stephen. You wrote this in 2011, you had access to google. Please I’m begging you when you make up a funny word for your fantasy world google that shit to make sure it’s not a terrible ethnic slur

[supremely-sorcerous]

Ancient One: Stephen you can’t reverse an absolute point.

Stephen: Watch me

[abyssalcaptain]

'I am afraid the poor woman is dying,' said James.

'Well, I don't know, I'm sure,' said Jack hesitantly; and now that he could put a meaning to the remote, dreadful noise he heard it far more clearly. 'Ask the Doctor to come,' he said to a marine.

Now that the excitement of the chase was over, Stephen was at his usual post by the elm-tree pump, peering down its tube into the sunlit upper layers of the Mediterranean; and when they told him there was a woman in the prize, having a baby, he said, 'Aye? I dare say. I thought I recognized the sound,' and showed every sign of returning to his place.

(Master and Commander)

[yas-c1nnab1tch]

If i hear “Shuichi woke up with a warm sensation against his leg”one more time i swear to the gods-

[justanothervideogamenerd]

god damn it stephen

[idontliketomatoesleavemealone]

....literally can i read one chapter without child boobs in it