#stiva

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Stiva and Levin bring Kitty and Dolly coffee

Kitty: Oh, Kostya, I didn't want whipped cream.

Levin: Oh, well, let me fix that for you, Kitty.

Dolly: And this isn't soy. *Pushes the cup towards Stiva*

Stiva: Sucks to be you. *Pushes the cup back towards Dolly*

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Matthew Macfadyen Being Charming During Interviews (7/ ∞ ) [1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6]

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mi si spezzó in due l’anima,

e così come l’acqua inonda la stiva di una nave destinata agli abissi

la sofferenza inondava le crepe del mio cuore

e io

zitta

ho smesso di cercare il salvagente

e ho affogato i miei occhi nelle lacrime mai versate

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Non confondermi con niente, niente che conosci già mentre mando cartoline dalla stiva del mio cuore la solitudine dall'alto, il salto verso terra crolla l'ultima difesa. Sono innamorato, senza soluzione. Questa è la mia guarigione.

Niccolò Agliardi

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Dolly is reading her children's letters to Santa

Dolly: A tattoo?

Stiva: A what?

Tanya Oblonsky: Yeah! They're cool, and they last the rest of your life.

Dolly: You will not be getting a tattoo for Christmas.

Stiva: Yeah. If you want one, you'll have to pay for it out of your own allowance.

Tanya Oblonsky: All right!

Dolly, angrily: Stiva!

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Anna Karenina (2012)

Ow...ow...

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Stiva to Anna after he finds out she cheated on her husband: There can only be one screw up in this family and I was here first. Get your shit together.

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Stiva: Your mothers dead.

The Oblonsky children: What! Oh My God!

Stiva: No, she's not dead. We're getting divorced though.

Tanya Oblonsky: Why would you say that she's dead?

Stiva: That's a business tactic. You drop the bomb, then you soften the blow. You've never tried this?

Tanya Oblonsky: That is a terrible business tactic!

Grisha Oblonsky: You are a horrible father.