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King Stingy and Prince Pixel
hey stinge kinnies,,, (id prefer MASTERMIND stingy kinnies but hey, i'm not picky) please hmu,,,
(butimeanyoudontHAVEtoimjusttoawkwardtostartaconversationmyself)
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Day 29 of Goretober was nightmare so here’s Pixel comforting Stingy after one before Sportacus came to town! Based on @fabcreature’s headcanons about the lazytown parents leaving their kids alone in lazytown!
Cooking by the book for your crush
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
My secret friend gift for @maggiedarkbado! It turned out uh... a lot longer than I planned, but i hope you like it!
Summary: Sportacus wants to invite Robbie to the football match he and the kids are having, and the kids are very much in favour of this. They encourage Sportacus to go ask him, but when he comes back with Robbie's answer, none of them are happy with it.
stixel for the ship thing
ULTIMATE SHIP MEME!
Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill allthis out about the ship!
General:
Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this notgetting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will theylast? – “This boyfriend is mine.”
How quickly did/willthey fall in love? – The crush started when they were kids. Love started whenthey were in high school.
How was their firstkiss? – They both practiced so they’d be perfect. Don’t ask what they practicedon because they don’t want to talk about it.
Wedding:
Who proposed? – Stingy.Technically. He said “if you think I’m great now, you should try marrying me.”
Who is the bestman/men? – For Stingy, Ziggy was. For Pixel, it was Trixie.
Who is the braid’smaid(s)? – Stephanie and Bessie
Who did the mostplanning? – Stingy.
Who stressed the most?– Stingy. Of course.
How fancy was theceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specificallynot invited to the wedding? – Bessie.
Sex:
Who is on top? – Theyjust flip a coin.
Who is the one toinstigate things? – Stingy instigates a lot of things.
How healthy is theirsex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 |They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they?- Straight missionary with the lights off| 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t gointo the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do theynormally last? – Basically an average amount of time.
Do they make sure eachperson gets an equal amount of orgasms? – “Allthe orgasms are mine.”
How rough are they inbed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 |8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, thewall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How muchcuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | Alittle spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 |9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date toa pillow factory.
Children:
How many children willthey have naturally? - 0
How many children willthey adopt? – 1.
Who gets stuck withthe most diapers? – Stingy. He knows how to do it. Pixel tried to let thetechnology do it and Stingy didn’t let it happen again.
Who is the stricterparent? – Pixel. He has to be because Stingy just babies the child.
Who stops the kid(s)from doing dangerous stunts after school? – Stingy.
Who remembers to packthe lunch(es)? – Stingy.
Who is the more lovedparent? – They are both loved.
Who is more likely toattend the PTA meetings? Stingy. Pixel stays home and takes care of them.
Who cried the most atgraduation? – Stingy.
Who is more likely tobail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? – Pixel.
Cooking:
Who does the mostcooking? – Stingy.
Who is the most pickyin their food choice? – Stingy.
Who does the groceryshopping? – Stingy. (Look Stingy is the mom, ok?)
How often do they bakedesserts? – Every weekend.
Are they more of ameat lover or a salad eater? – An even mix.
Who is more likely tosurprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? – Pixel.
Who is more likely tosuggest going out? – Pixel.
Who is more likely toburn the house down accidently while cooking? – Pixel.
Chores:
Who cleans the room? –Stingy.
Who is really againstchores? – Pixel. He invented a machine to get out of doing chores.
Who cleans up afterthe pets? – Pixel.
Who is more likely tosweep everything under the rug? – Pixel.
Who stresses the mostwhen guests are coming over? – Stingy.
Who found a dollarbetween the couch cushions while cleaning? – Stingy. Pixel doesn’t know how,but he did.
Misc:
Who takes the longershowers/baths? – Stingy.
Who takes the dog outfor a walk? – Stingy.
How often do theydecorate the room/house for the holidays? – They decorate for literally everyholiday.
What are their goalsfor the relationship? – To be LazyTown’s next power couple
Who is most likely tosleep till noon? – Pixel.
Who plays the mostpranks? – Pixel.
☾ ★ Stixel?
Have some nice fluff! Followed by SADNESS ANDTEARS
☾ - sleep headcanon
Stingy has a very strict sleeping schedule. Hegoes to sleep around 8 and wakes up with the sun. A bit like Sportacus.
Pixel often forgets to sleep. He’s so caught upin his games it’s morning before he realizes it.
Stingy takes him to bed with him so it doesn’thappen, or sometimes he wakes up to an empty bed and has to drag him there sohe gets at least a couple hours.
Once Pixel gets into bed though he sleeps likethe dead. Nothing can wake him up, not Stingy hoarding the blanket for himself,not the sun shining through the window.
Stingy sometimes has nightmares where he loseseverything (friends, possessions) and cuddles to Pixel’s side until he fallsback asleep.
★ - sad headcanon
Stingy is often the one that gets sad. He’spretty insecure and is scared Pixel is going to leave him one day.
He doesn’t say anything about it, just closesup and waits for it to go away.
Pixel thinks Stingy is starting to doubt theirrelationship or is ashamed of it.
Basically, it’s just a vicious circle.
When sad, Pixel will ask for hugs and kissesand a warm blanket.
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