#stobincy

[lavenderstobins]

stobincy + fake tweets for @chaosangelmp3

[dwobbitfromtheshire]

Lucas: Hey, you want to play D&D with us?

Max: Steve said I can't.

Steve: What? No, I didn't, and I'm not your father.

Lucas: *amused* You can say no.

Max: No, really. . .also, Nancy said I'm grounded.

Nancy: Okay, I am not your mother.

Max: Yeah, that's true. My mom left when I got put into a coma and partially blinded.

Nancy: 🥺 I'll be your mom. Lucas, Max can't play right now. She's grounded.

Steve: Nancy!

Nancy: Steve, our daughter clearly wants to spend time with us!

Steve: We're only a few years older than her.

Nancy: Are you telling me I can't be her mother?

Max: It's okay, Steve. My dad gave up on me, and my stepfather used to beat my mother. I'm used to not having a dad.

Steve: . . . Goddamnit! 🥺

Lucas: You really don't HAVE to play!

Steve: Lucas! Max is grounded! You heard her mother!

Robin walked in just as Lucas walked out.

Max: I've never had an aunt before. . .

Robin: Take all the money in my wallet!

Steve and Nancy: Robin!

[hawkinsincorrect]

Robin: Steve, how do I ask someone out?

Steve: Well, first, you–

Nancy: No, don’t ask him. He asked me out in a girl's bathroom.

Robin:

Robin: And you said yes?

[asexual-fandom-queen]

the thing about Poly Monster Hunters (aka whatever nonspecefied version of the eddie/steve/jonathan/nancy/robin polycule you’re down for) is that they are all technically switches but they’re also all so desperate for their turn as the sub to get lazy susaned back around to them and that’s so sexy

[dwobbitfromtheshire]

Steve and Robin both exude golden retriever energy. I like to look at it this way. Whether Nancy chooses Robin or Steve, it's a win-win because neither one of them hold her back. Better yet, she chooses both of them (still platonic Stobin), and she gets TWO golden retrievers.

[dwobbitfromtheshire]

Part One

[dwobbitfromtheshire]

No, Robin Buckley isn't the only person to listen to Nancy, but she might be the cutest. *bisexually panics for a moment and remembers Steve* No, wait. Steve. No, wait, Robin. Great, now I'm picturing Nancy panicking pansexually over both Steve and Robin. I remember when I didn't use to like Stancy now I do. I didn't use to like Ronance now I do. They're both valid, in my opinion, as much as Jancy or Stoncy. Still, there's something about Stobincy, too, with Steve and Robin still being platonic.

Robin: Nance, who do you think is cuter? Me or Steve?

Nancy: Is that what we're going to do today? We're going to fight?

Steve: Both is an option, too.

Nancy: Really?

Robin: We share each other's genders sometimes, so yeah. . .sometimes, I swap with him when he's not looking.

Nancy: How?

Steve: Don't ask.

[dwobbitfromtheshire]

Ladies, get you a couple of queerplatonic besties that look at you like this. Stobincy or Ronancington? I can't hate either ship, and I've tried. I love them both. ❤️‍🔥