Thomas who hand feeds you when you refuse to eat pieces of your friends.
Who picks only the juiciest, most succulent parts to give to you.
Who holds the tender bites of meat between thick, calloused fingers and presses them between your lips with gentle yet firm pressure. Who holds your nose to make you swallow them down. Who wipes away your tears with clumsy, earnest attention.
He’s taking care of you, he thinks joyously, he’s providing!
His love for you tastes like iron and drips from every morsel, and you secretly wonder if maybe you’re starting to crave it.
Hallo vro you should give us ur rusty hcs can you also add nsfw one please
Ok bye I like ur writing
omg thank you bro!!! ofc ofc ofc I love this dude and also having opinions
Rusty Nail Headcanons!
SFW:
I know the movies take place in Nevada but I’ve decided he’s originally from West Virginia. I cannot explain this just trust me guys
Snores like a chainsaw
After the events of the second movie, he has pretty extensive scarring over his arms (cannon) and I’ve decided it would also extend across his chest and up the side of his face. He has some loss in sensation bc of it, but he melts whenever you kiss over his burnt skin even if he can’t feel it
Likes whiskey but prefers beer- he’s a coors light guy
Smells like diesel, cigarettes, sweat, and Paco Rabanne cologne
Loves seeing you fresh out of the shower, all pink and warm and clean with your hair wet and dripping. Directly inspired by the “get it wet” moment in the second movie, I think he fiends for it
Coughs so yuckily! Like it’s so hacking and gross I’m sorry
Does that stupid thing where he takes something from you and holds it out of your reach, and the only way to give it back is to give him a kiss
He likes manhandling you in small ways. His hand on your lower back guiding you as y’all walk. Bodily moving you away from strangers. Pulling you down with him on the couch and forcing snuggle time. Also he likes putting you up on kitchen counters so he can stand between your legs during a conversation.
He seems like the kind of guy who would take chili super seriously
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Favorite position is cowgirl (especially after a long haul) so he can lay back and smoke while you ride him. Has the smuggest fuckin face the whole time, the couyon
As much as I love the idea of him packing like 9+ inches, I hc that he’s a respectable 6.5” and *thick*
Hey guys is this a safe space to say he occasionally struggles with ED? And it frustrates him so bad that he pops a viagra and goes even harder (to the point you can barely stand the next day) to prove he’s still got it? Can I say that? I’m saying it!
My dearest friends, I’m still on the musk kink. Half of the enjoyment he gets from going down on you (and he *loves* it) is from being able to huff your scent
Slashers Most to Least Likely to Care abt ur gender!
Never done one of these but I have thoughts! Bc I’m MLM but I’m also, unfortunately, a realist who insists on hurting my own gay feelings😪 THAT BEING SAID none of this is real let them all be gay✊) includes: Bateman, Carrie, Sinclair bros, Rusty Nail, Thomas Hewitt, Chucky and Tiffany, Jason Voorhees, Michael Myers, Pinhead
Bateman
like many on this list, sex to him is more about power and control than what’s in your pants- HOWEVER big caveat is the importance he places on how he’s perceived.
He projects a perfectly masculine, perfectly in-control facade, and being in a gay relationship could potentially undermine that in his mind. Shoutout to the patriarchy- this guy shies away from any sort of public relationship that could be criticized by the men in his life he wants to impress
Carrie
in my head she’s pan but the religious trauma is unfortunately inescapable and I wish her luck on her healing journey!!
This poor girl has been told that being gay is a sin her whole life, so she nearly throws up the first time she realizes she might be into more than just men
Be patient with her please, she’s the sweetest girl but she thinks God is watching her
Thomas
Practically a recluse raised by old fashioned Texans on a farm in the middle of nowhere, guys
On one hand, meat is meat, but on the other hand, I truly believe Thomas has never even thought about his sexuality. He’s been taught that men go with women, and he likes pretty girls well enough that he’s never thought to consider an alternative, so it’s as simple as that to him.
He hears Luda talk about white dresses and grandbabies, and hears Hoyt drawl about pretty catches, and why would he ever question that?
His family is his whole life, and I don’t think he’d be super open to doing anything that could lead to disappointing them or breaking good ol’ tradition.
However: if you’re sweet enough, and if you’re accepted by his family, I think he’d be more open to it than some of the others
Bo
another one where I think sex sexuality is more about power and control than actual attraction. That being said, mommy issues go brr.
He needs to project this hyper-masculine, devil-may-care attitude because if he does then he’ll never be that scared, angry, abused child ever again.
And not to get Freudian but having power over specifically women is a way of enacting revenge on a mother who made him feel powerless send tweet.
He would be with a guy if he didn’t perceive him to be a challenge to his authority, but I don’t think it would quite satisfy that itch for power in him the same way a gal would
Rusty
Older guy with toxic masculinity in an industry full of older guys with toxic masculinity, unfortunately
He wants the touch of a woman so bad. He wants the cookie cutter housewife and picket fence that was promised to him in the movies, and he’s so jaded that that isn’t the life he’s gotten. The life he feels he’s entitled to.
However, he’s also- I think- desperately fuckin lonely. He craves any sort of warmth and affection so tbh while I think he has a preference for women, he’ll take what he can get and be happy as long as he can come home to a warm meal after a long haul
Will refer to you as if you’re a woman while talking to other truckers on the CB, though :/
Vincent
Okay I have many thoughts.
One one hand, Vincent is an artist: he finds beauty in many forms, whether those forms are masculine, feminine, mixes of both, or neither. While I don’t think intrinsically he would care what’s in your pants, there are social factors to contend with.
One being his twin: Bo has some serious hypermasculinity going on, and already calls Vincent a freak, so I think Vincent would feel a lot of pressure to conform to what Bo’s version of normal is because he loves his brother and wants Bo to like him.
Also, he clearly had a good enough relationship with his mother that he wanted to continue her work, so I think he’s constantly looking for the sort of reassurance and comfort that he got from her, which I think would cause him to instinctively seek out fem presenting people who can act as a stand in for that.
That being said, I think these are things that could be put aside and worked through if he likes you/trusts you enough
Also Vincent is genderqueer to me but that is a different post
Jason
While I believe that Jason’s mommy stuff makes him more likely to seek out more maternal presences and gravitate toward fem people, I don’t think someone’s gender matters as much to him as some others on this list.
This poor dude has been so neglected and touch starved, he just wants someone to be kind and nurturing toward him.
However, his mom probably gave him some ‘well when you find a nice girl…’ talks so he’s still not super duper confident with guys even after he’s made peace with his identity. Another one to be patient with!
Chucky + Tiff
Chucky gives me ‘any hole is a goal’ vibes which isn’t, like, great? But honestly I don’t think he means it maliciously at all
The guy’s a literal doll (is he smooth down there? Idk whatever), so the gender binary is gonna get sorta thrown out the window anyway.
Also he and Tiffany literally have a trans/NB kid so they’re with it if you use pronouns other than she/her, he/him, or they/them
Speaking of Tiffany my beloved: this woman has been in goth and gay bars her whole life. If she loves someone, she loves them, regardless of what their gender is. My literal fave
Lester
Genuinely I think he’s just happy to be there!
He works a solitary job, and doesn’t have as much pressure from Bo as Vincent does, so he’s probably been more free to explore his sexuality.
I think this guy just wants a kiss so stinkin’ bad, guys
Michael
Another one where I think sex and sexuality is more about power than anything, but in the way that he’s just sorta unbothered by the whole deal.
Whatever gender you are he’s like okay? And? I’m gonna go kill Jamie Lee Curtis now
Pinhead
Literally nonbinary
Do cenobites even see gender?
Whatever! Flesh is flesh and pleasure is pleasure and pain is pain
HEARD CHEF HEARD! This is more of a drabble/collection of headcannons as opposed to an actual fic, I hope you don't mind!!
So we know that Rusty loves to talk (and what a lovely voice he has to do it with) but sometimes you’re not in the mood. What can you do?
includes both SFW and NSFW so uhh Minors ignore below the cut please!!
How to Shut Up Rusty Nail
SFW
This is a classic: smooch him! He can’t be condescending with your tongue in his mouth! The only con is that he will keep kissing you and won’t stop so now neither of you will be able to talk for the next half hour or so.
Cook for him! He’s so used to shitty diner food and gas-station sandwiches that if you put a home-cooked meal in front of him, he barely takes a break from eating to breathe, let alone talk. Seriously, he’s an animal about it. He’ll lick the plate clean and you’ll have to pry the plate from his cold, dead hands
Play with his hair. He’ll practically curl up in your lap like a cat and melt. The only things he’ll say are directions on where to give him scratchies. He will get spoiled by this. He will start to expect it every night before bed. You will give this to him or else he’ll get grumpy.
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Shove your underwear in his mouth. This man gets heart-eyes immediately and pretty much melts. Drools through the material and sometimes they get tobacco stains if he’s been smoking recently so make sure they’re not ones you care too much about!
As mentioned in the og ask, give him head! Sloppy toppy has him going pretty much braindead, and he’ll only be able to let out rumbly grunts and growls. Be warned though, if he catches on to this trick he may start talking even more in the future to get you on your knees more frequently. This trick does not work with intercourse- he does not shut up during so be warned
Okay this one’s crazy but hear me out: stick his head under your arm or between your thighs. Wherever your scent is strongest. I headcannon that this man has a crazy scent/musk kink. Napolean Bonaparte 'be home in three days, don't wash' type vibe. The second he gets a whiff of your sweat and your skin, the man is on his knees and out of his mind. He may babble about how good you smell, how much he loves it, etc., but you can’t hear him when his face is buried against your skin so it’s pretty much a win! Just ignore how he's rutting against you. Or don't!
This will either be considered very boring or very interesting because this is not at all common in the tag but what about a fic or headcanons with Rusty x reader but reader (GN or NB please) meets him just in a normal way and is immediately obsessed? I'm mainly thinking of how in the first movie he's such a little bitchless cutie patootie!! 💜
Maybe a low-key pervy reader too? not NSFW but just kinda like dayum he's big and has some NOICE hands (☆▽☆)
Dude I love this stuff thank you so much for this ask!! please l need more readers who are just as freaky and dtf as the slashers
Meeting Rusty at a Diner
The first time he comes into the diner, you nearly scald yourself with the coffee you’re pouring for an older woman sitting at the counter.
You started picking up shifts at Luanne’s to help with rent after you graduated college, having found out quickly that the degree framed on your wall isn’t the leg-up you’d hoped for in the job market. That’s fine, though- you tell yourself- this is just the beginning of a success story. A success story that now, hopefully, includes the absolute slampiece that just walked through the door.
The guy is huge, taking up nearly all of the corner booth he slumps down into; and a hat is pulled down over his face, though you can see a sharp, stubbled jaw and a sweetly simpled chin beneath it. Big hands. Greying hair. In a word: Dilf. The kind of guy whose tummy you want to nap on- ideally after a very thorough evening together. You’ve never been a particularly religious person, but suddenly you feel like you could fall to your knees and thank God for sending someone so mouthwatering to you in the middle of one of the most boring shifts of your life.
You’re quick to compose yourself (because this is a place of business, dammit) and you walk over with a warm smile to take his order. He glances up when you approach, but quickly looks back down at his hands and mumbles out a request for black coffee and a slice of cherry pie. His words are gruff, stilted- almost endearingly awkward, and you feel something like warmth start to bloom in your chest at how cute he is. Well, if you could call this rough, behemoth of a man cute. Which you do, privately, in your mind.
“I haven’t seen you here before,” you start conversationally as you pour him a cup of coffee. His fingers brush yours when you slide it over, and you’re struck by how much bigger they are than yours. Rougher. There’s a light smattering of freckles over his knuckles from the time his hands spend in the sun as he drives. My God the things you want him to do with those beautiful, calloused hands-- You’re snapped from that thought by him replying, his voice rumbly like thunder.
“New route,” he says simply, clearly unused to social graces after so long on the road. That doesn’t matter to you, though, because that’s a voice you could fall asleep to. You wonder idly what your name would sound like on his tongue. What other sounds you could pull out of him if he’d just give you the chance. You clear your throat, trying to urge those thoughts from your mind.
“Right, yeah, that makes sense,” you nod, hoping he can’t see the way your cheeks have started to heat under the diner’s fluorescent lights. “I’ll be right back with that pie,” you say quickly, flashing him a smile that’s meant to be sweet but that likely shows some of your shyness.
You can feel his eyes on you as you turn, the weight of them making you shiver internally. Even though he didn’t ask for it, you add a scoop of ice cream to the plate with his cherry pie because he’s hot and you, maybe a bit pathetically, want him to like you. You slide the plate over to him with a small smile, bidding him to enjoy. He just looks at the dessert for a long moment before:
“Didn’t order ice cream,” he says, his voice gruff but not unhappy.
“Oh, uh, yeah. Figured you could use the extra pick-me-up if you’re gonna be driving,” you explain away, mentally congratulating yourself on how smooth and cool you sound. He looks up at you, then, just enough for those gunmetal eyes to catch the light. Pretty eyes, part of you thinks. Shut up, you’re at work, the other part replies. Then, when you feel like you’re gonna pass out under the sudden weight of his focus, he gives a small nod and turns back to the food.
“Yeah… Thanks,” he says quietly before tucking in. You bid a skillful retreat back behind the counter- which is definitely not running from the beautiful man, if anyone were to ask- and you go about the rest of your shift watching him in your periphery, silently drooling every time his tongue darts out to catch a bit of ice cream from his bottom lip. You’re almost disappointed when he leaves, dropping a crumpled wad of bills on the table and stalking out the door to his rig. Almost, because you get to see the way his jeans hug his behind. Part of you hopes you’ll get to see him again, though you figure that his job probably won’t take him this way again.
...
Little do you know, he’s been half-hard in jeans since your fingers touched, and as he hauls himself up into his truck he’s already mentally planning how to keep coming back here to see you.
Give us ur hcs for rusty more pls pls can you put nsfw too pls pls
*I say as I mog*
Oh mootie I’ll never say no to you <3 even though you mogged me in my own inbox which is sooooo rude
notes: both SFW and NSFW! NSFW part contains some CNC elements so be aware!
Even More Rusty HCs!
SFW:
Total closeted sci-fi nerd! Read all the Dune books, was obsessed with the Terminator franchise, and has a Star Trek tattoo, it’s a whole thing
If he’s not listening to old country, he’s listening to Van Halen and other dad-rock
I’ve mentioned this before but I definitely think he’s an Aquarius! He thinks astrology is bullshit though, and scoffs it off if you try to talk to him about it (mean bastard)
Runs hot! A lot of his shirts have sweat stains because he gets so warm all the time, especially living in the Nevada desert
Gets a tattoo of your name and doesn’t even tell you about it. Like you find out on a random Tuesday when he takes his shirt off while tinkering with his Peterbilt’s engine and BOOM there’s your name on his bicep.
Doesn’t care about weddings, like, at all. If y’all get to that point, it’s gonna be either in a courthouse or in Vegas with a Johnny Cash impersonator.
One of his guilty pleasures is listening to those cheesy radio shows where they catch people cheating/ give relationship advice. Also loves Jerry Springer because he eats up drama and revenge stories
Speaking of revenge, he’s read the Count of Monte Cristo so often that his copy is literally falling apart. It’s dog-eared and coffee-stained, and the bindings are fraying. It’s like his bible
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Likes laying his dick on ur tummy before sliding in so you can both see how deep he’s about to be in you
I’m personally so incredibly afraid of road head but he loooves it! Sorta pushy about it too, unfortch (“I’m driving all this way and you’re not even gonna help your man out?”)
He can be sooo condescending in bed! “What’s that, sweetness? Speak up, I can’t hear you,” but the whole time his dick is in your throat and you can’t even talk :(
Really growly and primal when he’s in a mood™ Likes biting and wrestling, and when you pretend to fight back. He has a specific thing for holding you down and rutting into like an animal I’m sorry I don’t make the rules
If he’s in a good mood though, he likes to take his time! Lights candles and pours (pink) champagne and gets you ready for him nice and slow with his fingers and his tongue. He likes wringing two or three orgasms out of you before he starts to fuck you in earnest :)
silly and weird req but can you maybe write something about the sinclair brothers reminding the reader to take their meds or even tricking into taking them cause i need my faves to yell at me and remind my forgetful ass to take them
Hey guys if you haven’t already, TAKE UR MEDS!!! This one’s sorta short sorry but I feel like I’ve been doing a lot of long posts and need some ✨length variety✨
Notes: Totally SFW! Take your meds!
The Sinclairs Say Take Your Meds!
Vincent
Definitely the most gentle of his brothers when it comes to reminding you to take your meds
He’ll tap you on the shoulder and hand you your meds and a glass of water. It’s not really a question of ‘if’ you’ll take them: he watches you to make sure you do. Not because he doesn’t trust you, but because it reassures his own anxieties to physically see you take them
He leaves little notes around the house and sets timers to remind you if he’s working on a project and can’t physically be there to help remind you.
Total hypocrite, though, because when he gets lost in his work he forgets to eat, drink water, or even go to the bathroom. It’s honestly the blind leading the blind
Bo
Unsurprisingly, the crankiest about it. It comes from a place of concern, because he wants you to be healthy, but he’s sort of an asshole
It’s a lot of throwing the bottle at you if he thinks you forgot (he has a spidey-sense and can always tell), and a lot of gently smacking you upside the head with a growled “Take your damn meds.”
Got you one of those daily pill dividers so it’s easier to keep track of if you’ve taken them or not and checks it before he goes down to the station so he can remind you
He complains about needing to remind you (because he complains abt everything) but he’s always forgetting stuff. “Baby, where’d my socket wrench go?” It’s two feet to his left but he forgot he put it there
Lester
Wraps them in cheese like you’re a dog. It is not subtle or skillful in any way, but he thinks he’s being sooo sneaky about it
“Hey honey, look, I got you a treat!” and he’s handing you the most obviously-hiding-something shaped wad of Fruit by the Foot you’ve ever seen (pls don’t call him on it, he’ll get sad that he got ‘caught’)
It turns into a kind of game between you two- what’s the most ridiculous way he can ‘sneak’ you your meds before you have no choice but to call him out for it.
You get payback for it when you start giving him vitamins at breakfast, and when he finds a Flintstones tablet stuck in one of the pockets of his waffle, he gives you the most betrayed puppy look you’ve ever seen
sum icky bo headcanons . . if u dont mind . . ur a really good writer . . <:3c
Hihi! Thank you so much my friend!! Wasn’t sure if you meant like, dark scary icky or just gross so I included a mix! I hope you like it! Also: hehe buni
TW: Dubcon, super toxic behavior, psychological/emotional ab*se, manipulation, dacryphilia, rough sexual treatment, genre-typical violence. Includes both SFW and NSFW so MDNI below the cut!
A/N: my friends this all fictional don’t let people treat you like this irl please Bo suckssss
ICKY Bo SInclair HCs
SFW:
Doesn’t do work around the house :/ expects you to do the dishes, and cook, and clean, and do the laundry SMH
Spits onto the ground outside, and not quietly either (practically hacks stuff up its narsty)
Says shit like “I’m the only one who could love you this much, your life was so empty before you met me”
You don’t get personal space, you don’t get privacy, and you don’t get time alone
Purposefully scares you and then scolds you when you flinch
Sometimes he doesn’t feel like showering so he just layers more and more cologne on until it hurts ur nostrils :(
Sobs and breaks stuff if he feels like you’re ignoring him
Blows his nose SO LOUD and then just leaves the tissues on the coffee table
Uses too much tongue when he kisses
Someone flirted with you once and he made you watch as he beat them to death with a ball-peen hammer
NSFW:
Doesn’t take no as an answer. It doesn’t matter to him if you have a headache or if you’re not in the mood, he’s taking what he wants. Croons “Just take it for me, babycakes. Be good,” and holds you still if you try to squirm
Doesn’t let you shower alone. He must be there so he can see you nakey (gets so pouty and pissed off if you refuse)
You’ve had to ask him to wash his hands before he fingers you bc he sees no problem sticking greasy, dirty, and sometimes bloody digits inside you ICKY
Dacryphiliac! Licks up your tears and does stuff that’ll make you cry more
Loves seeing your face all covered in tears and drool and sweat and cum after face-fucking you
Spits in ur mouth and it tastes like tobacco and miller lite
Drops used condoms UNTIED into the trash EEEYUCK
Wasn’t very good at aftercare before he realized that he gets to play with you longer if he doesn’t break you. He’s fine at it now, but he kinda acts like he’s doing a favor by giving it to you
