#strech x reader

[skeleboiii84]

RANDOM SHENANIGANS~✨

(I'm nu ded lol UwU you know the drill people ÚwÙ including Y/N!!) let's get this party started darlings

Fresh: babbbbezzz

Y/N: yesssss?

Fresh: did you find my-

Y/N: what-

Fresh: are- are you actually studying-???

Y/N: ....yes- yes I am and I'm in severe mental depression please cuddle me TvT

Fresh: say less suga-

Y/N: Killer! Get in the goddamn bath you STINK

Killer: *UNHINGED DEMON SCREECH*

Y/N: IT'S NOT THAT BAD-

Dust: what in the name of fuck is going on in-

Y/N: hey dust- you need a bath too actually

Dust: 👁👁

(Dust fuckin runs out the door as fast as possible)

Killer: ASSSSSHOOOOOOLLLLLEEEEE!!!!!!

red: anytime one of you assholes fuckin give me attitude I'm hittin on Y/N-

Sans: so cool

Blue: so cool

Mutt: so cool

Stretch: so cool

Red: tf-

Sans: so cool

Red: shut up-

Stretch: so cool

Mutt: so cool-

Red: SHUT THE FUCK UP-

Ink: heya human!

Y/N: H-

Error: SCREW YOU INK-

Ink: I didn't even do anything-

Fresh: bros got it worse than me-

Dream: so you you two use pet names?

Nightmare: gross and cringe- wtf dream-

Y/N: nighty baby 🥺 there's a spider!!

Nightmare: I'll take care of it doll face-

Dream: .....

Nightmare: I'll kill you if you utter a word- OvO

Temmie: HOI!! HOOMAN IS VERY PRETTY TEMMIE WANTS DATE!

Y/N; -3- you know what- let's do it I ain't got nothin better to do

Stretch, Red, Sans, Blue, edge: . . .

Stretch: nah because I know Temmie ain't got more Rizz than us-

Edge: YYYYYYY/NNNNNNNN

Y/N: oop! GOTTA BOUNCE-

Butch: now I ain't gonna hurtcha doll~

Y/N: O3O

Butch: M'only gonna rip you open- and tear out your insides

Y/N: oooooooo lawd yes please ÚvÙ

Butch: tf-

Y/N: thanks cross..holding me like this..its nice

Cross: heh heh..don't worry I just knew ya needed a hug is all

Killer: gay-

Y/N: where tf did you come from-

Killer: the bushes-

Y/N: I'm not gonna ask-

Stretch: you can be anything you want

Y/N: can I be in Dem sweats you have on? (˵ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°˵)

Stretch: i- you- we- uh- but- HUH-

Y/N: .-w-.

Stretch: IT WAS A JOB STATEMENT- NOT A FUCK ME STATEMENT-

Y/N: difference beeeeeinggg?

Hey y'all, I'm partly back to posting but as it goes my requests are still for the time being CLOSED and are not open but enjoy your feeding children

[skeleboiii84]

If you smacked they're 'Ass'

Stretch:

*SMACK*

Stretch: *jumps* ack-

Stretch: honey I love you but you do realize I don't have an ass right-

Y/N: YOU JUMPED SO I STILL WIN!!

Stretch: oh you win now do you?

Y/N: oh no

Stretch: heheheheheh

Y/N: stretch, baby we can talk about this right?? RIGHT???

(Stretch runs after you up the stairs)

Y/N: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Sans:

*SMACK*

Sans: .... I... I think I felt my entire body rattle-

Y/N: Hehe hehehe

Sans: ooooohhhhhh Y/N~ I have business with youuuuu~

Y/N: uh oh

(Insert Megolavania)

Y/N: I fucked u-

Red:

*SMACK*

(Red slowly turns around and grabs your arm to push you against the sink and trap you beneath him)

Red: ohhhh you gonna pay for that,, doll~

Y/N: EEP!

[skeleboiii84]

🔞Spicy husbone head cannons 🔞

UnderSwap-

Stretch:

Behind his most of the time laid back exterior he gets horny like really horny, sometimes just outta nowhere ( but who am I to complain-) like yes he can be the sweet, lazy, tired and overall laid back. But when he's on he's onn like if you're doing something this man will come up behind you and either smack your ass or grab your hips pressing you back on him kissing your neck and running a hand up your shirt and fondle your boob. Until you get the message he wants to fuck, if he's to impatient sometimes he'll just fuck you over the counter. (This is rare though he doesn't like doing it in anywhere but his bedroom because it's invasive and he only does it when he's certain there isn't gonna be anyone around for a few hours)

Blue:

100% this lil blue fucker ain't as innocent as some think. He'll definitely tease you a lot mostly verbally like "oh sugar~ why don't you sit on my lap~" but he'd whisper it in your ear. He likes passionate sex, like full of praise and moaning. Hell sometimes if he's feeling like bein' a lil ass hole if you curse while moaning his name he'll deadass stop and make you apologize?? Excuse me?? Though he's passionate, softer in bed he wouldn't be against banging the hell out of you if you asked nicely 👀👀

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Lollll I got bored and thought about this too much so here enjoy these and let me know if y'all wanna see more with different characters 👀🔞🤭

[skeleboiii84]

LAZY BOI SHENANIGANS

(Featuring Y/N also)

(Stretch walks in from the bedroom)

Stretch: *yawnss* good mor-

Stretch: ...

Stretch: is that my hoodie?

Y/N: bold of you to assume I'd let you move in with me and not snatch your clothes

Y/N: fool

Stretch: touché

Red: yo sans, Y/N the queen just died lol

Y/N: Bitch! The queen is right here

Red: pfft! you wish princess

Sans: ...

Y/N: sans you good?

Sans: ok I mayyyyy or may not have something to do with her death-

Mutt: HA! imagine being an orphan!

Stretch: dude we're literally the same, your an orphan too

Mutt: I'm an orphan!?

Nox: GODDAMMIT STRETCH!!

(Y/N and red chilling)

Mutt: h i w e l c o m e t o c h i l l y s

Y/N: dude what?

Mutt: d o i t f o r t h e v i n e

Y/N: is he ok??

Red: he's having vine Vietnam flashbacks

Mutt: t w o b r o s c h i l l i n g i n a h o t t u b-

Stretch: if I were to kill a child,, is it child abuse or murder?

Y/N: babe wtf-

Red: it'd be a crime dumbass

Y/N: if you could be any animal what would you be?

Sans: what kind of a question is that??

Mutt: I'd be a train because-

Sans: mutt that's not what we're discussing

Red: FUCK!!

Y/N: what's wrong now you drama queen?

Red: nothing!!

Y/N: sure, what's up?

Red: I can't cook the thing you wanted..

Y/N: aaawwweee red that's so adorable

Y/N: and sad it's sadorable

Y/N: do you all know why I called you here?

Mutt: to tell us how much you love uss?

Red: or how handsome we all are??

Sans: or how honest

Stretch: and loving we are?

Y/N: cute,, but one of you assholes ate my candy and I'm gonna figure out who it was-

[skeleboiii84]

Your pet name(s) 😘

What the skelebros would call you in general & during da spicy time 🌶🔥

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Undertale:

Sans-

Baby, nothing to special or anything (cuz he's lazy like that lolll) but he definitely uses this one the most.

Sweetheart, now this one he uses when you're having da special sweet moment I can see him using it like when your cuddling on the sofa and he just kinda lowly mumbles under a hum "I love you sweetheart", hehe

Spicyy❤

I'mma be honest here I don't really see sans to be the one calling pet names during sex, I feel like he'd just kinda like moan your name or somethin I dunno man.

Papyrus-

Sunshine, you can not tell me this golden retriever cuteass man would not give you the cutest ass nicknames EVERRR.

Cutie pie

Spiceee🔞

Sweetheart and or baby, he'd be really like safe during sex like constantly ask if your ok and stuffs🥺

Underswap:

Blue-

(I'm not gonna lie I love the idea that blue is like sweet right? But can also be like really hot and dominating when he wants to be-)

Sugar, he definitely calls you this because man is just like "oh human you so sweet like sugar!!" Then dead ass looks you in the eyes and goes "sugarr~" and winks at chu (BOIII-)

Baby, like sans classic but cute😊

Spiceyness🔞

Pretty girl, (no I don't have to explain nothing to u-) jk jk (͡°͜ʖ͡°) he would definitely use this don't lie cuz man ain't innocent

Stretch-

(Y'all bet ur ass I have a few for him bc he's mah boo lolll)

Honey, obviously

Queen bee, did I mention that I love him-

Sweetheart

Sweetie

Spices🤤🤤

Good girl/ Atta girl

Darlin'

Baby

Y/N he would like whimper it while laying his seed down in that warmth🤭

Underfell:

Red-

Sweetheart

Darlin'

Dollface

Doll

Spicyyy🤤🔞

Slut

My good girl

Naughty bitch

He'd be an absolute dick in bed like degrading and rough but ik some of y'all into that soooo

Boss-

Hun, I feel bosses Nick names would be dry but sweet

My Darling

My love

Dear

Daaaa spicy time🔥🔥

Filthy girl

Mine

Nasty human

Oop-

Swap fell:

Mal-

Precious, hehe he's sooo🤭

Gorgeous

Beautiful

Darling

Smexy smexy🔥🌶

Pretty girl

Sweetheart

I feel if he was getting rough with you he'd be like "oh yeah you like it when I shove my cock in that needy cunt? You're daddy's bitch yeah!" I meannnnnn here me outtt

Mutt-

Babe

Baby

Mine

Gorgeous

Spicy🌶❤

(He has a mommy and a dominance kink, don't even to try to convince me otherwise y'all know he would)

Mommy

Master

Daddy's cum dumpster (loll)

Daddy's precious little slut

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Heyooo, sorry I've been dead for awhile I've been busy with school 🥲🥲 and also ideas have been shitty for me lately so here's your skeleboi feeding for now lmao.

And obviously any suggestions you can ask away as my ask box is open!

[skeleboiii84]

Can we see some Honeymoon HC's with UT, UF, and US skele's? Where would they like to take their newly-wed S/O to? :3

Ofc! Darling! 🧡

Enjoy your newly Bewedded husbones!

Undertale:

sans-

Nowhere specifically fancy or anything he'd take you to somewhere special, somewhere you've been talking about going for ages! You bet you can give him a bigggggg! Kiss

Papyrus-

Omfg somewhere romantic like Italy or France, if he chooses to take you to Paris you bet he's gonna take you to Disneyland 🥺 he'd buy you matching pajamas too bc he's adorable like that-

Underfell:

Red-

I can see him taking you to a hot, tropical country like Hawaii or Spain, nothing Overly interesting but still romantic

Boss-

Oh sweetie he's going ALL out like he's taking you to Paris to dine, romantic long walks, trying out cafes there, sharing a passionate kiss on a bench in the park as the sun goes down and putting you initials on a lock and putting it on a bridge♥

Underswap:

Blue-

Like boss he's going all out but like I can see him planning it like 5 months before he proposes- so he literally takes you to a country you've been dying to see, he has loads of romantic things planned for the days ahead so you have great time

Stretch-

My husband- *cough* I mean stretch, would definitely take you to somewhere like New Zealand because he's a huge Lord of the rings nerd- (if you know you know) but he'd love you even more if your also into those things great! And if you're nottt... Ehm anyway he'd take you pretty much anywhere you'd wanna go

[skeleboiii84]

any scenarios with the swap bros and an s/o swamped with assignments but couldn't find a reason to continue them? like they loved the course but after a while they got really tired and unmotivated? (Also can I be butterfly anon?)

Ofc! You can darling! My own hellish exams are coming up soon so I'm inspired especially because id love some stretch comfort myself!😌 And I'm not 100 percent sure what you mean by butterfly anon? But suuureee??👀

Unmotivated

Swap bros helping an unmotivated reader headcannons!

Stretch:

Starting off strong with the best boy😌

He'd definitely get worried when he sees you just kinda laying face down on your desk (as anyone would)

He'd pick you up, throw you over his shoulder and carry you to his & your shared room and plop you on the bed

He's getting your favorite blanket, favorite snacks, favorite movie and video games and ordering your favorite take out for later

Once your all cozy he snuggles up behind you pressing sweet skele kisses all along your neck, cheek & collarbone

He'll then shower you in praise like "yer doin' so well honey, keep it up because trust me it's all gonna be worth it, promise", (did I forget to mention how amazing he is-)

He won't let you leave your place of pillows and will literally get anything for you, medicine for your sore head gotcha! Need water sure thing! Cuddles on it honey!

Blue:

No, no no, no he's not letting you overwhelm yourself with assignments he knows the're important but what would it hurt for a mental health day

He's taking you outside to go get coffee at muffets while he holds your hand tightly as he gently kisses your cheek

He constantly reminds you about how hard you work and it's ok to take a break every now and then

He takes you home and makes tacos as he dances to your favorite music with you

"Come on sweet pea! Dance with me!" He'll take your hands and kiss all over your face

After all your dancing he's made his tacos and let's you snuggle time your watching TV show

He's kissing all over "I love you, baby"

[skeleboiii84]

🔞spicy husbone headcannon 🔞

Stretch edition

Remember how I said this man gets really horny outta nowhere yeahhhh here's a follow up for that👀👀

You had just bought one of these corsets off Amazon

You were in your shared bedroom trying it out making sure it fit it had clips in the front. And you had to tie the ribbon at the back and you needed help so you called out for your boyfriend.

"Streeeeeeeetch!" You spoke loud enough for him to hear it wasn't long until he'd opened the door to ask you what you needed from him when he paused. His face was covered in his orange blush, you had forgotten to tell him that you were literally wearing a push up corset and just a pair of black panties.

He looked you up and down slowly taking in every single inch of your gorgeous figure, admiring how it was all his all that sexy ass was his.

He came up to wrap his arms around your waist, put his head within the crook of your neck pushing you ass back on him gently. "What did you need honey~" he used the low gruff tone he used when he was turned on. He glanced in front of him into the mirror you were looking in.

His hands started to wander around your body your thighs, your hips, up your waist, just grazing your chest before going back down to cup your ass in his hands. You let out a soft moan as he gripped you tight and let go to let his hands rest on your waist once more.

"Well, I was gonna ask you if you could tie the back for me but I think you just want to take it off~" you turned around in his grasp as he chuckled.

"Well then~" he cupped one of your boobs this time before leaning you down on his bed. He came close to your ear and growled "you'd be damn right~" and bit your neck.